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WaJail is the temporary home of people who disobeyed the Ten WaCommandments for when they DIE, and also for those who've broken laws when all other prisons are full. Cells limited to 6 feet length, 7 feet width, and 7 feet tall with no bed or pillows, only a toilet and a "Fart Button" which plays fart sounds. The daily schedule of inmates consists of the following:

Every day except Wednesday Wednesday
12AM Sleep time Sleep time
1AM Sleep time Sleep time
2AM Sleep time Sleep time
3AM Sleep time Sleep time
4AM Sleep time Sleep time
5AM Sleep time Sleep time
6AM Sleep time Sleep time
7AM Guards wake inmates up. Guards wake inmates up.
8AM Guards start to slide 6 garlic under doors. Guards start to slide 10 garlic under doors.
9AM "Eat your garlic" time. "Eat your garlic" Time
10AM "Eat your garlic" time. "Eat your garlic" Time
11AM "Eat your garlic" time. "Eat your garlic" Time
12PM Guards check to see if inmates ate their garlic. "Eat your garlic" time.
1PM Cell time Guards check to see if inmates ate their garlic.
2PM Cell time Cell time
3PM Cell time Cell time
4PM Cell time Guards start to slide 12 garlics under doors
5PM Guards start to slide 7 garlics under doors "Eat your garlic" time.
6PM "Eat your garlic" time. "Eat your garlic" Time
7PM "Eat your garlic" Time "Eat your garlic" Time
8PM "Eat your garlic" Time "Eat your garlic" Time
9PM Guards check to see if inmates ate their garlic. Guards check to see if inmates ate their garlic.
10PM Hammer time Hammer time
11PM Sleep time Sleep time

WaJail sentences are usually 1,000-10,000 years long (Excluding that one guy who's aiming for the high score of infinity), depending on which commandments or laws they didn't follow. Inmates who don't eat their Garlic get an extra week, and are forced to consume all the garlic that they didn't finish all at once. After their sentence is over, they just go to the normal hell.

Trivia

  • Inmates consume 100 garlic per week.
    • It's 435 garlic a month!
    • That's 5218 a year!
    • 5217746 consumed garlic at minimum.
    • and 52177457 at maximum.
  • Inmates constantly complain about having to eat garlic within 3-4 hours. (Why wouldn't they?)
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