This is WaHomer, totally GROSSED OUT and ANGRY about that disgusting donut. WHAT AN UGLY AND TERRIFYING MAN!
WaHomer as he casually destroys a city. This is just a day in the life of the human blob.
WaHomer after he suffocated Marge. He ****ed her corpse!
Wad'oh!
—WaHomer Simpson
Why are the WaHomer Simpsons green?
—EmpLemon
WaHomer Jay Simpson is a (also known as Donut Destroyer Dad,or DDD in brief) is a green-skinned monster of a man. He hates donuts so f****** much that he's devoted his entire life to their destruction! Also he loves churros.
Whenever he destroys a donut he screams his blood-curdling catchphrase "Wad'oh"! One time his Wad'oh was so ferocious that he killed half the life in the universe. Everybody's ears were just so hurt that their very brains imploded! WaHomer is an obese, gross pig of a human. His Super Fat power lets him crush his enemies, of which he has many.
History[]
He is actually Homer's direct child, but was thrown into the Wa-Machine by Homer Simpson because he didn't want to take care of him because Homer is a terrible person. Because of this WaHomer's real goal is to destroy Homer. He gets at him by destroying all donuts. Homer did in fact have a family, but WaHomer killed them all. He crushed Marge with his Super Fat ability right in front of Homer so that he could prove his evil and power.
WaHomer's IQ was highly advanced due to the Wa-Machine, despite the fact that he looks like A FAT SLOB! He is actually a highly intelligent being who wants to kill Homer, and then kill all other fat people. He wants to be the only and fattest person in the universe! And he's on the right track, he's already killed almost all Snorlax, and already weighs as much as the Moon! Soon he wants to start eating the Earth and then move onto other powerful beings.
Current[]
WaHomer is actually one of the most powerful being in the known universe, but he keeps this power concealed behind his stupid and very ugly body so that he is not targeted. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
One day he will be called: WAHOMER, THE MAN WHO ATE THE UNIVERSE.