WaChuck Norris is Chuck Norris' enemy, and the exact opposite of him. Instead of being a super awesome martial arts god, WaChuck Norris is a weak loser with terrible hand-eye coordination. His UnRank is so low because of how much of a pathetic loser he is, that, similar to Bob Saget and Norris Chuck, except WaChuck Norris is even more evil and lame, so his UnRank is the exact opposite of Chuck Norris', making him the weakest person in the UnUniverse.
Origin of WaChuck Norris[]
WaChuck Norris was created at the end of the UnOmniverse, (don't ask how, nothing about WaChuck Norris makes sense) which is the opposite of Chuck Norris, who created the UnOmniverse. Because of this, WaChuck Norris is evil, and is destined to destroy the UnOmniverse one day. Also because of this, Nobody likes WaChuck Norris, which makes him hate everybody and become more evil and more of a loser.
Some scientists are studying the true origin of WaChuck Norris, and what they have discovered is weird but kind of explains why WaChuck Norris is backwards and also such an idiot. These scientists claim that WaChuck Norris and the Defeatables actually come from a parallel UnOmniverse, and in this UnOmniverse everything is backwards. WaChuck Norris created this UnOmniverse, but one day Chuck Norris found this UnOmniverse and killed it, because there were lots of evil n00bs in it. Then WaChuck Norris and the Defeatables came here through a rip in the space time continuum created when Shaggy sneezed. Then, because they were backwards, they appeared at the end of our UnOmniverse. WaChuck Norris is mad because Chuck Norris killed his UnOmniverse, but he is weak here, so he can't do anything about it.
Other WaChuck Norri(s)[]
There are many other versions of WaChuck Norris, each more lame than the last. They were all created when WaChuck Norris was defeated by Weegee. This split second of eye contact created so much condensed weird, evil, and lame energy (W.A.L.E) that WaChuck Norris evolved three times, and three Weegeefied versions of WaChuck Norris were created, each ascending in Wa-ness. All four of the WaChuck Norri(s) including the original go and find WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky and convince him to help unweegeefy them. However, WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky decides to be a jerk and creates four Tinky Winky clones! This was pretty lame of him. So lame, in fact that all twelve WaChuck Norri(s) team up on him and kill him. He got better though.
| Evolution of WaChuck Norris: Stage 1 | Evolution of WaChuck Norris: Stage 2 | Evolution of WaChuck Norris: Stage 3 | Evolution of WaChuck Norris: Stage 4 |
|---|---|---|---|
| WaChuck Norris | WaWaChuck Norris | WaWaWaChuck Norris | WaWaWaWaChuck Norris |
| WaChuck Norriseegee | WaWaChuck Norriseegee | WaWaWaChuck Norriseegee | WaWaWaWaChuck Norriseegee |
| Wa Tinky Winky Chuck Norriseegee | WaWa Tinky Winky Chuck Norriseegee | WaWaWa Tinky Winky Chuck Norriseegee | WaWaWaWa Tinky Winky Chuck Norriseegee |
The Prophecy is fulfilled[]
WaChuck Norris also causes the End of Days, just like he was foretold to do. He caused the End of Days by fighting Chuck Norris. Somehow, WaChuck Norris got Chuck Norris to fight in a neutral UnOmniversal void thing, where WaChuck Norris wasn't super weak. Chuck Norris still won, obviously, but he was pretty close to not winning. These events eventually led to the fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee that led to the Great Un-Reboot. For some reason, WaChuck Norris didn't come to the new UnOmniverse. Probably because he knew that everybody would hate him even more now, even the Defeatables. Also, WaChuck Norris somehow learned to travel across time and space. We can't be totally sure what happened next, but rumor has it that WaChuck Norris caused the people in his original UnOmniverse to be killed by Chuck Norris, which brings us to a whole new level of time paradox. Anyways, by now WaChuck Norris is rumored to live in everywhere at all times forever, except also nowhere and never. Very confusing stuff. Probably fake news. All we really know is that WaChuck Norris is still an idiot.
WaChuck Norris being lame.
Powers of WaChuck Norris[]
WaChuck Norris is a super weak loser, making him just as strong as Chuck Norris, except instead of being super awesome, he is super lame. Because he is so evil and weak, he decided to form a team called the Defeatables, (not to be confused with Defeatable) who are the UnDefeatables, but super weak and evil. WaChuck Norris had been defeated so many times it's really sad. Here are some of those times:
- Defeated by Chuck Norris following an argument over pineapples on pizza.
- Defeated by himself after biting his tongue on accident.
- Defeated by Weegee after feeling uncomfortable with being looked at.
Victories of WaChuck Norris[]
WaChuck Norris doesn't always lose, though, which is weird because he is really weak. Here are some of the times that he won.
- Defeated Chuck Norris in a contest of lameness.
- Beat the UnDefeatables in the worst shame ever.
- Got da hint.
- Survived 99.9999999999999999% of Shaggy's power. Most likely Shaggy just felt bad for him.
- Caused the End of Days.
- Pretty much nothing else.
Trivia[]
- Even though WaChuck Norris was created at the end of the UnOmniverse, he thinks that Chuck Norris was created at the end of it! He thinks this because he is very stupid. He also thinks that UnWorld is flat. This is also because he is stupid.
- Some people think that WaChuck Norris is cool. Those people are also stupid.
- The Wa-Machine may or may not have anything to do with WaChuck Norris.
- He's a fan of Pilk, which makes Chuck Norris really hate him.