Yep. That's her. She's really something, right?

WaAlt 2.0 is the Wa-clone of Alt 2.0 who appears sometimes in the Teletubbies' new show. She has been considered "the worst Alt ever" - even worse than Alt 1.0.


She debuted in the episode WaWaWaWaWa!. The Teletubbies made her by throwing Alt 2.0 into the Wa-Machine when they were hungry. Out came WaAlt 2.0. When WaPo met her, she tied up WaAlt 2.0 and brought her back to WaTeletubby Land, where she met WaTinky-Winky, WaDipsy, WaLaa-Laa, and WaNoo-Noo. After untying her, WaAlt 2.0 yelled at WaPo that she wanted to go to Soviet Russia. WaPo took her there...and then made her clean every toilet in the city they visited. WITH HER BARE HANDS. WaAlt 2.0 refused to follow the order, as she is uncontrollable and just does what she wants.


WaAlt 2.0 basically has the same personality as Alt 2.0, but her face is twisted. This makes her scary face three times as scary. Due to her messed-up face, she also has a strange voice that doesn't even sound good when singing. Unlike Alt 2.0, there's something wrong with her programming which causes her to be uncontrollably - she fires lasers out of her fruit loop and makes her scary face at total random, and can't be trusted to follow orders. She also can't speak proper English and Telugu like Alt 2.0 - she has a very limited database of expressions which she exclusively uses. The Artificial Idiocy is strong with this computer.

She also does not have an un-hacked form, which comes as an advantage to her as Bonzi Buddy is extremely weak when compared to her.

Things she knows how to say

When she isn't singing, WaAlt 2.0 communicates by only using very few phrases out of a very small bank. These are the only things she actually knows how to say.

Cquote1 Eh-oh, daaaaaaaaaaaar-lllllllling! Cquote2
Cquote1 Catch brand-new episodes of the Teletubbies, every weekday at 8 on Nick Jr.! Cquote2
Cquote1 Pleasure to meet you! ("handshake" that actually shakes the other person) Cquote2
Cquote1 I wanna go to Soviet Russia! Cquote2
Cquote1 WawawawawawawaWA! Cquote2
Cquote1 Okay! Cquote2
Cquote1 Excuse me? Where's the bathroom?! Cquote2
Cquote1 All hail WaPo! Cquote2
Cquote1 TOILETS! Cquote2
Cquote1 I pity the fool! Cquote2
WaAlt2.0 on Halloween


  • She doesn't have any hit songs. However, she did attempt to sing a cover of the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix, but she got Tubby Custard thrown at her by Alt 2.0 and ASPLODED. She respawned right after, though.
  • She is actually quite close with Alt 1.0, who finds WaAlt 2.0 "funny" and "better than the actual thing". Alt 1.0 is the only one, aside from the WaTeletubbies, who likes her.
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