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Wa-Machine V3
The core
The Wa-Machine V3 is a device that combines all other machines into one machine. That makes it the greatest machine ever invented. The V in V3 stands for 50, making this the 53rd Wa-Machine, because Wario wouldn't need more Wa-Machines after this one. It is also one of the largest machines in the world; it needs to be powered by an Icosahedron because of how big it is. The Wa-Machine V3 used to be owned by Wario, but then the Combine aliens took it over and sealed the G-Man inside it, forever revoking his chances of becoming Undefeatable.
History[]
Wario one day was bored. So he decided he would upgrade the Wa-Machine again. Problem was, the Wa-Machine 3.0 is a living Teletubby, more specifically, Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky. So he stabbed his head and paid Dr. Robotnik a billion mobiums a sawed off shotgun, an NFT, and a couple of crayons to mechanize the corpse. He then stitched all the machines in his garage together and put them on top of a floating island. When he tried to turn it on, it didn't work because it didn't have enough power. So he added one of his Icosahedrons he stole from some guy to the center and it began mechanizing the island, wa-ifying itself, and doing a bunch of other weird stuff. He then installed a control panel with all the tablet screens and buttons from the old machines, as well as a giant laser on the bottom so he could point it anywhere and kill/wa-ify anyone with it. He also installed the Zeppelin mod so it could fly anywhere. Before Wario went on a death rampage destroying/wa-ifying the UnUniverse with this thing, the Undefeatables stepped in and were like "Wario, we've had it with your shit. You're not owning a universe-threatening death weapon." thus repossessed it to the Combine aliens and destroyed the Death Star that was included in it.
Functions/Powers/Features[]
- Relating to Wa-ification
- Wa-ify anything
- UnWa-ify anything
- Asplode-ify anything
- UnAsplode-ify anything
- Implode-ify anything
- UnImplode-ify anything
- Suicide-ify anything
- UnSuicide-ify anything
- Photoshop-ify anything
- UnPhotoshop-ify anything
- Actually Wa-ify anything
- Actually UnWa-ify anything
- Relating to Wo-ification
- Wo-ify anything
- UnWo-ify anything
- Explode-ify anything
- UnExplode-ify anything
- Implode-ify anything
- UnImplode-ify anything
- Suicide-ify anything
- UnSuicide-ify anything
- GIMP-ify anything
- UnGIMP-ify anything
- Asteroid-ify anything
- UnAsteroid-ify anything
- Comet-ify anything
- UnComet-ify anything
- Uniqueness-ify anything
- UnUniqueness-ify anything
- Endless-ify anything
- UnEndless-ify anything
- Close Lands-ify anything
- UnClose Lands-ify anything
- Flood-ify anything
- UnFlood-ify anything
- Ultimate-ify anything
- UnUltimate-ify anything
- Insane-ify anything
- UnInsane-ify anything
- Sinister-ify anything
- UnSinister-ify anything
- Vo-ify anything
- UnVo-ify anything
- Xp-ify anything
- UnXp-ify anything
- A-ify anything
- UnA-ify anything
- B-ify anything
- UnB-ify anything
- E-ify anything
- UnE-ify anything
- O-ify anything
- UnO-ify anything
- +-ify anything
- Un+-ify anything
- CBBC-ify anything
- UnCBBC-ify anything
- Y1K-ify anything
- UnY1K-ify anything
- Everything-ify anything
- UnEverything-ify anything
- Actually Wo-ify anything
- Actually UnWo-ify anything
- Relating to Lean-ification
- Lean-ify anything
- UnLean-ify anything
- Laven-ify anything
- UnLaven-ify anything
- Relating to Negative Zones
- Create a Negative Zone
- Destroy a Negative Zone
- Create a permanent Negative Zone
- Destroy a permanent Negative Zone
- Make Light Clones of anyone
- Make Dark Clones of anyone
- Relating to Shy-ification
- Shy Guy-ify anyone
- UnShy Guy-ify anyone
- Bandit-ify anyone
- UnBandit-ify anyone
- Relating to farting
- Perform a Fart Analysis
- Replicate analyzed farts
- Replicate analyzed farts' reciprocals
- Create WARIO STEAM (without ISS or a subscription!)
- Animate/Inanimate manipulations
- Ru-ise anything
- Alchemy
- Clone anything
- Viaclone anything
- Weegify anything
- Fuse anything
- UnFuse anything
- Split Fuse anything
- UnSplit Fuse anything
- Enhance anything
- Diminish anything
- Teletubbify anything
- Make anything holy
- Make anything unholy
- Blow anything up within a 1km radius
- AU-ify anything
- UnAU-ify anything
- Summon any Teletubby
- Animate manipulations
- Change anyone's gender
- Change anyone's sex
- Turn anyone into a 2D feminine avatar
- Turn anyone into a 3D feminine avatar
- Turn a feminine avatars back into people
- Kill anyone
- Revive anyone
- Modify anyone's brain contents
- Wipe anyone's brain contents
- Restore anyone's brain contents
- Inanimate manipulators
- Change robe color
- Modify
- Commands
- Copy
- Paste
- Cut
- Undo
- Redo
- Save
- Teleport itself anywhere
- Open portals
List of machines included[]
Another view of the thing.
- Wa-Machine
- Wa-Machine 2.0
- Wa-Machine 3.0
- Wo-Mahcheen
- Mean Lean Machine
- Fusion-Machine 9000
- Negative Zone Machine
- Rule 63 Machine
- Avamachine
- Viaclone Machine
- -eegee Machine
- Bandit Machine
- AU Machine
- Isopodian Trans-Dimensional Teleportation Machine
- Portable Respawn Drive Tubbyhouse Co. Version 2.6
- ReFarter
Machines NOT included[]
- Respawn Machine (Too dangerous)
- Revival Machine (Too rare)
- Death Star (Too powerful)
- Spametti Machine (Eradicated before construction)
Trivia[]
- There are a few redundant machines included in the Wa-Machine V3, which are the 2 original Wa-Machines, the Negative Zone Machine, and the Fusion-Machine 9000.
- Extensions to Wa-ification and Wo-ification not present in the original machines are now included.
- Some of Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky's powers are not listed because they are not relevant, but they're still there.
- The only original thing this machine does is Alchemy.