Wa-Guys

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Wa-Guys are people who were created in the Wa-Machine by Wario when he wanted slaves. They all can speak in G Major and are often not loyal to Wario. Examples of Wa-Guys are WaPo and WaMario. If you throw a Wa-Guy into the Wa-Machine, you will create a WaWa-Guy. If you throw the WaWaGuy into the Wa-Machine, you will create a WaWaWa-Guy, and so on. The first Wa-Teletubby was WaTinky Winky. There are also Va-Guys, such as VaTinky Winky and VaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky, who have half a Wa.

How Wa-Guys work[]

$Va=Wa^{0.5}=\sqrt{Wa}$ (Example: VaTinky Winky)

$Va^{2}=Wa$ (Example: WaTinky Winky)

$Wa^6 = Asplode$ (Example: Asplode Tinky Winky)

$Asplode^4 = Implode$ (Example: Implode Tinky Winky)

$Implode^2 = Suicide$ (Example: Suicide Tinky Winky)

$(Implode*4/Wa^2 + Suicide/Asplode^8)*(0.1<x<10000) = Archimplode$ (Example: Archimplode Tinky Winky, Archimplode is near impossible to recreate due to nobody actually knowing the value of $x$ )

$Suicide^8 = Photoshop$ (Example: Telephobia, which has a grand total of 384 Wa-ifications)

There could be more Theoretical/Hypothetical Wa-Guys, but No one knows if they exist, or can exist, mainly because they would be too OP, and therefore, break the Rules

Appearance[]

Wa-Guys look very strange. They often are identical to whoever is put in the Wa-Machine, but negative-colored. But if it has 2 or more Wa's in the name, it will look slightly different. They are very strange creatures indeed. But what's even stranger is how their appearance corrupts after they Asplode, and even past that when they get Wa-er and Wa-er it just keeps going.

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