Cover art
WARIOLAND Fartsquax-Hotbox Hotel is a shame developed as a joint-effort between Nintendo and WarioWare, Inc. and is a limited time release for Nintendo's Witch. Currently as of the time I'm writing this, you can still order one of these from the official website at http://CrowdFarter.com for $99, with shipping taking anywhere from 1-5 days. However all supplies whilst available have sold out, so you'd have to go buy this shame off the second-to-third hand market if you'd like to experience it. To sell more copies, the shame was only available to purchase from September 6th 2020 all the way through September 13th.
Shameplay
The shame is an enhanced port of one of Wario's greatest achievement; Wario Land 4 on the Game Boi Advance. Audio is as fantastic as ever, and sounds exactly like the timeless classic you remember. It is an almost faithful 100% not emulated port running at a resolution of 1620x1080 nearest neighbor filtering in TV mode, and at 4.5x scaling in handheld mode without any pillarboxing.
In-shame screenshot
Wario Figure
The exact figure included
Additional functionality and features for the most part come from the Wario Figure included, the main gimmick of the product. The figure comes with advanced AI React to in-shame actions and respond to on-and-off-screen stimuli and emit Wario Joy-Gas™ accordingly. Another thing it can do is internal program adaptation for better user-experience, which is a fancy way of saying something Nintendo's Lawyers have not allowed us to discuss.
Anti-Piracy
Wario knew hackers would try and preserve the shame, and so added a whole slew of added extra security features to make cracking impossible. Such features include the shame altering it's executable during startup, Denuvo Anti-Tamper, as well as both inside the cassette and Wario Figure are explosives hooked up to custom chips that after manufacturing, can detect tampering of the product and explode, as well as self-detonate 7 days after being primed, with all copies ceasing to exist on September 20th 2020.
Rating
WARIOLAND Fartsquax-Hotbox Hotel Trailer
Wario Ratings rated it an SVG for being an enhanced port of the already great shame Wario Land 4, as well as Wario owning that company too, and said the price was cheep.
PEGI and the ESRB were so appalled by this shame, they refused to give it a rating stating and this shame got both banned in the United States of UnAmerica and Europe, with representatives Dr. Robotnik from PEGI and Hulk Hogan from ESRB both simultaneously stating "Nobody should play this."
Squadala Ratings gave it 17+ due to safety concerns.
Biased Ratings with a little extra money rated the shame "THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVAR INVENTED!"