You just got Von Neumann’d!
Send this to your friends to totally Von Neumann them!!!
You just got Von Neumann’d!
Send this to your friends to totally Von Neumann them!!!
I have chosen my people...
—Von Neumann during the Final Exam
John von Neumann is the final boss of education, who is battled during the Final Exam (or his second form during the A-Level Final Exam) in a number of nations such as the UnUnited Kingdom. He is also known for creating the Von Neumann Architecture which was used to create many different technological devices in the UnUniverse.
History[]
Getting Birthed[]
Von Neumann was born in 1742 at the age of 2 years old. When he was 6.9 years old, he invented the Von Neumann Architecture, which allowed him to come runner up for the 1747 Nobel Physics Prize, and then win the Nobel Piss Prize for being a piss baby when he didn’t win. By the age of 9.6, he had developed LEGO Piece #32291 and #26047, a breakthrough in useless objects which serve no purpose.
Becoming Old[]
At the age of 27, Von Neumann witnessed the birth of Adolf Hitler, and appeared a number of times throughout hitler’s childhood, teaching him about the dangers among us. Von Neumann, aged 42.0, decided to re-distribute the Von Neumann architecture. This second distribution allowed it to gain much more prestige, and it began to be used in new and modern technologies, before he was arrested by the Nazis.
After the success of his invention, and release from prison, a 69-year-old Von Neumann decided to retire from being cool and become epic instead. He set up a new education system in a number of nations, which includes a set of exams leading up to the Final Exam. Later, this system would be furtherly adapted to include an Advanced-Level.
Epicc Inventions[]
Von Neumann Architecture[]
The Von Neumann Architecture is an Architecture developed by Von Neumann, creator of the Von Neumann architecture. The Von Neumann Architecture has been used in many such as the N.S.M.R.C.U.D.S.K.M.C.M.D.P.U.S.D.D.E.N.M.V.9001.D.T.S.E.H. the weeb robots and pretty much everything made by the Robotnik Family.
Lego Piece #32291 and #26047[]
Von Neumann invented these because yes. Like, what do they actually do?
Education System[]
The Von Neumann Education System is a system in which specific courses are studied, and exams must be completed at the end of this course. Numerous subjects must be taken, but all students will attend the Final Exam.
The Final Exam[]
In the Final Exam, all students are gathered into the exam hall, and Von Neumann will appear among them. He will then begin to levitate announcing that he has “chosen his people.” All students who took the Computer Science course will then join Von Neumann as his people, and automatically pass. For the rest of the students, they must battle Von Neumann and his people - the students who survive the battle will pass, and be graded on the severity of their wounds.
A-Level[]
Advanced-Level studies are an option for those who achieved certain grades after the previous exams. A process, essentially the same process is followed - however, Von Neumann is in his second form during the Final Exam. Von Neumann A-Levels are available at Squidward Community College.
The Von Neumann Paradox[]
The Von Neumann paradox is the concept that the age of the world has become the best part of the year and the time of year the new one will develop. The only way I could do it was because it is made to me so much more than the same stuff like this one and it has a big impact in my product. This game is so awesome and it’s a must have game for kids to learn to get the stuff. The only thing that is to me because you have a life simulator and Andrew was the night you had a big snake.