Volvic is a brand of water manufactured by George Volcano and sold by Tyrannosaurus Alan. George makes it by filtering rainwater through his "handsome volcano rocks," which fills it with "volcanicity". Alan's marketing slogans revolve around how Volvic helps him with his plots. However, George always wants to eat Alan for breakfast.
It was the winner of the Perrier-Volvic war.
As you may know, Volvic water was first tapped in 1922, and the first bottles started appearing on the UnMarket in 1938. In 1993, the Volvic company was bought by Wario. In 2007, four Volvic ads were released featuring George Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan.
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It's safe to drink everywhere else, but if you're near George Volcano, he'll have you for breakfast. (I typed this with one hand because I was holding a Cyclone popsicle in my left hand.)
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