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OSHOOT! THERE’S TOO MANY RED LINKS!1!!
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Hatsune Miku, a famous example of a Vocaloid. Look away, kids!
What's she gonna do with that mic, hurt us?
Vocaloids are a bunch of weird ugly singers (or sometimes gamers) created by Scientist-San that is mostly all girls (with some exceptions) who sing like they're having a stroke (most of the time)
History[]
It all started when Scientist-San was listening to one of MEIKO's songs (In her former life) at a club. He decided to get the crazy idea of making money by using robots that sing auto-tuned music. He took MEIKO to his home and stole her voice (and her life), placing it into a robotic replica of her. MEIKO decided she was lonely though a couple years later, so he created KAITO.
How do I explain a Vocaloid? Well, it's basically a virtual singer with a wacky voice, taken from other random people. Though, they aren't exactly virtual, they are also robots? Someone should check the canon for that, but I'm going to accept that they are robots in this Universe, alright? Their singing is garbage and they are usually horrendous in terms of looks. Anyways, back to our history lesson!
Scientist-San was making cash, but it really boomed once he kidnapped Hatsune Miku and used her voice in a machine. He decided that using older guys was useless and used younger people, since people are just like that, lousy bottom feeders. He took Rinlen (a random kid with a personality disorder), split his personality into two, and created the two troublemakers known as Kagamine Rin and Len, which could be counted as the opposite of Kat and Ana if we are being honest. Last but not least he made Megurine Luka, the only good one of the group. Nothing much about her, only that champagne is being sold with her face on it despite being 20. (It's legal in Japan, ok?)
List of the Ugly Singers[]
A gathering of Vocaloids, about to rap battle Justin Beaver in a (worst) singing contest.
- MEIKO: The first of the group. Likes drinking, and is kinda extreme. Very overprotective of KAITO.
- Sakine Meiko: Another form of MEIKO. For some reason, her name isn't capitalized like her other form. She's basically a younger version of MEIKO, so that she is able to gel better with Miku and her other friends.
- KAITO: The one who likes Ice Cream. A certain mermaid had a crush on him too, but MEIKO hates her.
- Hatsune Miku: The main motherfucker of the group. The most popular one as well. She's the most evil, so BEWARE!
- Matryoshka Miku: An even eviler version of Hatsune Miku. Is much more homicidal and murdery.
- Hachune Miku: ERROR ⊂(ﾟДﾟ) ERROR ⊂(ﾟДﾟ) ERROR ⊂(ﾟДﾟ)
- Mikoid: A Vocaloid similar to The Noid. Is actually loved and promotes Domino's Pizza.
- Kagamine Rin and Len: A pair of twins who are a bunch of meanie heads and jerks. Considered to be the most powerful Vocaloids (aside from Hachune Miku), mainly thanks to their Steamroller.
- Megurine Luka: The only good Vocaloid of this group. And by that, we mean morally, she still sounds terrible and looks Stupid.
- Tako Luka: Megurine Luka's a squid now! Was mainly made to counter Hachune Miku, but her results fighting her have been fruitless so far.
- GUMI: The incredibly stupid and happy one. Drinks just like MEIKO, only worse.
- Matryoshka Gumi: The deadly version of GUMI. She drinks five times as much in this form too.
- Camui Gackpo: The purple one. Is the most uninteresting and harmless one, he's only kinda feminine at worst, and even then that's nothing.
- Kasane Teto: The glitchy one. Was thought to be made as an April Fools prank, as a rip-off of Neon Rizumi.
- Akita Neru: A combination of Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin thanks to the Fusion-Machine 9000. Is mainly on her phone all day, complaining about Stuff on Twitter.
- Kizuna Ai: A dead HOLOLIVE that was the ancestor of every Vocaloid in HOLOLIVE, and she is always mistaken as a Vocaloid.
- IA: Not many people know about her, she had her own shame on the Play Station Vita.
- Kagami Kawaiine: B3ST FANLOAD EVAR!1!11!
- Ryuto: Literally the Antichrist, but accidently thought an immortality potion was orange juice, so he can't die.
- Otomachi Una: Ryuto's good sister, and made the exact same mistake as him, so she can't also die.