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Virgo is a zodiac and the virgin goddess of wheat. What does that mean? I dunno. Probably could mean you could pray to her while making bread so it comes out perfect. She's a deity who is part of the Zodiacs group who loved wheat. She rules amongst the stars and blesses those who love bred, just as she was before becoming a deity.

She despises Cancer The Crab. Why? Well, it's because he's lazy.

She is the only zodiac without any known followers, unless you count Sailor Virgin Media but who honestly cares about her.

UnGoomba

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UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could be erased.

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