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Viktor Jazz is a jazz pianist who was arrested by Oliver Cromwell because he played Jazz, and Jazz is banned. So then he had a life of crime, but all he did is play Jazz. Fatman hates his music so much, that Viktor threw a Piano at him. Eventually he was arrested for life by, you guessed it, Oliver Cromwell. His saxophone was smashed into a billion pieces by Oliver. This was just before Oliver smashed all shames. Unfortunately, he wasn’t unarrested when Charles II became king, because he was to busy partying.

History[]

Viktor Shame Jazz was a unique individual who had a passion for jazz music. He was born in 1819 and was commonly known as Mr. Jazz. Despite being bald, he had striking orange eyes that were hard to miss. Although his exact age is unknown, it is believed that he was at least 10 years old. Viktor stood tall at 5'11", but his weight remains a mystery. He was a human, and his home was the Jazz Shop where he spent most of his time practicing his music. Education was not a priority for Viktor, and he often said, "Who cares?" when asked about it.

His occupation was a jazz pianist, but he was also known for his criminal activities. Viktor's living state was under arrest, thanks to Oliver Cromwell, who banned jazz music. Viktor despised Oliver Cromwell and feared the Roundheads, who were Cromwell's supporters. Viktor's unranked status was a 10, which meant he was a notorious criminal. Viktor's love for jazz music was so intense that he threw a piano at Fatman, who hated his music. Unfortunately, Viktor's saxophone was smashed into a billion pieces by Oliver, just before he smashed all shames. Even though Charles II became the king, Viktor was not unarrested because he was too busy partying.

Personality[]

Based on the given information, Viktor Jazz's personality can be described as rebellious, passionate, and fearless. He had a strong passion for jazz music, which he pursued despite it being banned by Oliver Cromwell. He was rebellious in nature, as he chose to live a life of crime rather than giving up his music. He was also fearless, as he openly played jazz music despite the consequences, and even threw a piano at someone who hated his music. Viktor's dislike for Oliver Cromwell and fear of Roundheads shows that he was not afraid to stand up for what he believed in. Despite his criminal activities, Viktor had a love for music that was unmatched, and he was willing to risk everything to pursue it.

Powers[]

I'm sorry, but based on the given information, there is no indication that Viktor Jazz had any supernatural or extraordinary powers. He was a jazz pianist and a criminal, but there is no mention of him having any special abilities.

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