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Victor Krabs (February 10, 1902 - December 25, 1995) was the former king of Bikini Bottom, the husband of [[Betsy Krabs]] and the abusive father of [[Mr. Krabs]].
 
Victor Krabs (February 10, 1902 - December 25, 1995) was the former king of Bikini Bottom, the husband of [[Betsy Krabs]] and the abusive father of [[Mr. Krabs]].
 
== Overview ==
 
== Overview ==
Victor was born in 1902 in Bikini Bottom. One day in 1938 Victor became the king of Bikini Bottom. After the previous king of Bikini Bottom died and since he was an only chilf and The king no kids. Victor became king after a dna test revealed he had 000000000000000000000.1% of royalty in his blood.
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Victor was born in 1902 in Bikini Bottom. One day in 1938 Victor became the king of Bikini Bottom. After the previous king of Bikini Bottom died and since he was an only child and had no kids. Victor became king after a dna test revealed he had 000000000000000000000.1% of royalty in his blood.
   
 
Whether he did a good or bad job as King is up for debate in Bikini Bottom. Cause though he lowered taxes and ended homelessness. He was a casual racist against lobsters and was responsible for the great Bikini Bottom massacre and lifted a ban on Sea Snail meat and Sea Snail cooking.
 
Whether he did a good or bad job as King is up for debate in Bikini Bottom. Cause though he lowered taxes and ended homelessness. He was a casual racist against lobsters and was responsible for the great Bikini Bottom massacre and lifted a ban on Sea Snail meat and Sea Snail cooking.
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Victor met a woman named [[Betsy Krabs|Betsy]] and they had a one night stand. 9 months later Betsy showed up with Eugene in her arms and they were forced at chainsaw point to marry by her father Gwonam they had the worst marriage on record.
 
Victor met a woman named [[Betsy Krabs|Betsy]] and they had a one night stand. 9 months later Betsy showed up with Eugene in her arms and they were forced at chainsaw point to marry by her father Gwonam they had the worst marriage on record.
   
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Victor was an extreme alcoholic, he had 16 liver transplants in his lifetime and all the alcohol he consumed caused health problems that eventually led to his death in 1995.
Throughout [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]]'s childhood Victor would constantly beat him. [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]] being the idiot he is hasn't noticed the signs and whenever someone brings it up he shoots them with a handgun to defend his Father's honour.
 
   
 
Throughout [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]]'s childhood Victor would constantly beat him. [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]] being the idiot he is hasn't noticed the signs and whenever someone brings it up he shoots them with a handgun to defend his Father's honour.
== Death ==
 
On the 25 December 1995 Bikini Bottom hosted it's Government [[Christmas]] party. Victor drank so much he ended up falling down the stairs and breaking his hip. He had an operation at the hospital and it saved his life but a couple hours later Victor went on a walk to get water but he was ran over by a stretcher which crushed his internal organs, He died from his injuries instantly. Upon his death his son [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]] became king. Ever since his death [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]] has had a deep hatred for christmas and even banned it for 6 years. However he reluctantly decided to legalize christmas again in 2001 due to popular demand.
 
   
== Wrongful Death Lawsuit ==
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== Death and Aftermath ==
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Victor died on Christmas Day 1995 from alcohol poisoning, he was 93 years old. Upon his death his son [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]] became king. Ever since his death [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]] has had a deep hatred for Christmas and even banned it in bikini bottom for 6 years. However he reluctantly decided to legalize Christmas again in 2001 after [[Squidward]] slapped him in the face and told him to get a grip.[[Category:Royalty]]
In February 1996, [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]] filed a wrongful death lawsuit to the hospital for Victor's Death claiming they should not have let Victor go get a drink on his own. It was a very severe lawsuit that could have made the hospital go out of business. But the lawsuit was dropped after the hospital offered to give [[Eugene Harold Armorabs Krabs|Eugene]] the doctor's unfinished Grilled Cheese sandwich in a settlement.
 
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Revision as of 10:33, 8 March 2020

Victor

Victor Krabs (February 10, 1902 - December 25, 1995) was the former king of Bikini Bottom, the husband of Betsy Krabs and the abusive father of Mr. Krabs.

Overview

Victor was born in 1902 in Bikini Bottom. One day in 1938 Victor became the king of Bikini Bottom. After the previous king of Bikini Bottom died and since he was an only child and had no kids. Victor became king after a dna test revealed he had 000000000000000000000.1% of royalty in his blood.

Whether he did a good or bad job as King is up for debate in Bikini Bottom. Cause though he lowered taxes and ended homelessness. He was a casual racist against lobsters and was responsible for the great Bikini Bottom massacre and lifted a ban on Sea Snail meat and Sea Snail cooking.

Victor met a woman named Betsy and they had a one night stand. 9 months later Betsy showed up with Eugene in her arms and they were forced at chainsaw point to marry by her father Gwonam they had the worst marriage on record.

Victor was an extreme alcoholic, he had 16 liver transplants in his lifetime and all the alcohol he consumed caused health problems that eventually led to his death in 1995.

Throughout Eugene's childhood Victor would constantly beat him. Eugene being the idiot he is hasn't noticed the signs and whenever someone brings it up he shoots them with a handgun to defend his Father's honour.

Death and Aftermath

Victor died on Christmas Day 1995 from alcohol poisoning, he was 93 years old. Upon his death his son Eugene became king. Ever since his death Eugene has had a deep hatred for Christmas and even banned it in bikini bottom for 6 years. However he reluctantly decided to legalize Christmas again in 2001 after Squidward slapped him in the face and told him to get a grip.