- Not to be confused with VICE.
What poor manners... Where did this rabid Mongrel come from? Were you at least taught to beg, Mongrel? I want to see you beg for your life!
—Vice
EWWW FRENCH PEOPLE!
—Vice when she first met Dedan
God I hate the French who's idea was it to recreate this neo-gothic nightmare
—Vice
Vice is a member of the infamous group the HackAShoe and Mature's partner in crime. She is a ruthless girl who was murdered by the judge Judgment Boy but was brought back by Someone in order to cause more chaos. She is mainly known for committing atrocities to humanity like eating human flesh and was probably the original owner of the Pink Radio.
Biography[]
A long time ago, just like her bisexual partner in crime Mature, Vice was a member of the infamous cult known as the HackAShoe. She joined forces later on with her bisexual buddy Mature in order to serve the god of Papa's Pizzeria and owner of every Buylander Orochi. But she and Mature took orders from the heavenly kings, aka Chris the 14-year-old Swede, Shermie the hamster lover who might be bipolar, Yashiro Nanakase (strong man with bad fashion), and everyone's favorite priest who spams KOKO DESU KA, Goenitz. Gaynitz decided to do what he did with Mature, which was to send her to watch Rugal Bernstien because he had some Orochi power and he was hitting the griddy and smoking Weed. And so, during the second King of Fighters tournament, aka the one where Rugal took over, they became his secretaries, and while this was going on, Rugal decided to kidnap Foodini and told her to brainwash him. It was successful, but not without heavy difficulty, which made her become racist to Flipversians, fat guys, and old people.
After the tournament, Chris was being an asshole to her, so she deep-fried his Optimus Prime and began cannibalizing dead bodies that she found and participated in the third KOF tournament with Mature, where she kissed Mature, but unlike her, she didn't like it because she doesn't want to have Get da hint? with Mature of all people.
Later, she would begin hating the French and fighting the person known as Dedan because he was French. In fact, she tried to blow up the Eiffel Tower over 200 times but failed because she kept buying shitty bombs from Someone. During her quest to eradicate France from the map and bullying Chris for the 500th time in a row, she would come across the Pink Radio and listened to a certified banger that was "Everyone Knows That," which would lead her on a quest to find where the full song is, but after finding out that it was from something not really safe for Goenitz, she decided to get rid of it via hiding it.
She would meet up with Mature, and they would be attacked by Judgment Boy for her many atrocities, and a battle began with Vice and her "friend" DYING during the battle. After being killed, she, along with Mature, would haunt him for over 2 years until Someone accidentally revived all members of the HackAShoe. Weeks after being revived, Vice decided to get a new hobby that wasn't torture and cannibalism, and that was collecting comics. She has many signed copies and stuff in her room. Vice actively tries to kill J.B on a daily basis in order to get avenge her own death and still tries to kill Dedan for the crime of being French.
She currently lives in an apartment complex with the rest of the HackAShoe members.
Trivia[]
- She is banned from joining the Goths because she's too violent.
- She likes petting stray Cats.
- She hates Buylanders.
- She's responsible for the rumors about Shermie gaining weight.
- She hates Top Hat Mafia.
- She likes bullying Chris.