Vehicular Manslaughter happening to an unlucky noob. RiP
Vehicular Manslaughter is a crime, and is when you kill another person with a car by running them over. It can also be considered animal abuse if you end up killing an animal with a car on purpose. Most of the time, people die from being ran over by a car, but some people didn't die. Most of the time, people die from being ran over by a car, but some people didn't die. In UnAmerica you're considered a N00b if you get ran over by a car, especially if you're on a bicycle, because cars reign supreme in the land of absolute freedom.
Committing Vehicular Manslaughter will destroy your car as well as having a good chance to destroy the person you hit.
What happens to someone's car after they commit Vehicular Manslaughter
Its meaning broken apart (for extremely stupid people)[]
Vehicular Manslaughter is a total of 2 words in English, with the first word being Vehicular, and the last word being Manslaughter. English is a language.
Vehicular means something done with a vehicle (a car, helicopter, or something else). Manslaughter means killing someone (most probably a man), but not on purpose. Legally, it is a lesser form of murder, but not because that was not the intent. So it means the defendant of the case killed someone using a vehicle on accident. However, Vehicular Manslaughter can be classified as murder if you do it on purpose.
If you wanna know how to pronounce it, go here: https://www.howtopronounce.com/vehicular-manslaughter. This is a link. A link is a piece of symbols and numbers and words that start with "www." and end with ".com" and they take you to a random magical place on the internet.
Victims of this crime[]
- Lotsa deer despite all the “WATCH FOR DEER!!” signs
- Lotsa n00bs
- Professor Oak - Ran over by Brian Griffin.
- Revy - She does it with both a Car and a boat.
- Other unimportant people unworthy of being mentioned
Punishments for offenders[]
I Added Vehicular Mans Laughter to Minecraft
It's even in Minecraft!
If you did it on accident*[]
If you did it on accident you will get under 1 year in county jail, a fine of Un$15,000 and a special education class on how to drive. If you are a repeat offender you will no longer have a driving license and will be considered legally retarded or just blind.
If you did it on purpose[]
If you did it on purpose, then it’s considered MURDER! You will most likely receive a very long sentence in prison.
Trivia[]
- People do this to air all the time (get da hint?)
- This crime is usually committed by those who own a sports car or Tesla, but those who own hummers prefer to simply merge without looking.
- Some people are immune to the punishments, like Chuck Norris.
- *If you are drunk or drugged, it is considered Intoxicated Vehicular Manslaughter, so DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE*