IT'S OVER 9000!
—Vegeta
Vegeta (also known as Vegetable) is the last Saiyan to use the stupid name "Kakarot" (pronounced Carrot Cake) to refer to Goku. He approved of the Fusion-Machine 9000. Like many, he has a Wa-Clone of himself, this one named WaVegeta who's power level is UNDER -9000. His power level though is obviously OVER 9000. His best friend was Nappa during the 9000's saga.
History[]
Childhood[]
Vegeta was born in Age 732 as the son of King Vegeta. When Vegeta was a little kid, an Arcosion named Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta and killed the Saiyans. After that, Vegeta came back from Teletubby Land to see King Vegeta being killed by Frieza.
Later, Kakarot landed on Earth and was renamed "Goku" by Grandpa Gohan, but Vegeta still called Goku "Kakarot." Vegeta landed on Mars and encountered Weegee and Malleo. After defeating the Malleo Brothers, Vegeta destroyed the Sun and it was brought back with the Dragon Balls. Vegeta landed on Earth and started Noob School at age 5. At age 9, Vegeta went to Guest School, but it was a Failure. Vegeta then went to Evil School for OVAH 9000 days.
Adulthood[]
When Vegeta was 33 years old after Evil School, he met Bulma and married her and had a son, Trunks. Trunks as a baby decided to play Call of Ducky: Ghosts, but his parents trust the ESRB , so they didn't allow Trunks to play the shame. On Christmas, the Vegeta, Bulma, and Trunks only got one present each. Vegeta got a pink shirt, Bulma got a Bunny Costume, and Trunks got a Game Boi. After that, Vegeta went to the shame store to buy a bunch of shames for Trunks's new Game Boi.
Late at night, while Vegeta and Bulma were sleeping, Trunks was playing violent shames. Vegeta could hear the Game Boi, so he stole it from Trunks and punched Trunks in the face. Trunks became old enough to play adult shames, so Trunks and Vegeta both became Super Saiyans until Vegeta destroyed the fireplace. Fireman Sam came and put out the fire in OVAH 9000 nanoseconds. After that, Bulma forced Vegeta to take a shower with Teletubbies. After the shower, Vegeta was forced to wear the pink shirt, but he didn't want to. Bulma decided to use a robot to force Vegeta to wear the pink shirt. After that, Vegeta went to the North Pole to fight Santa Claus and Somebody. Dr. Robotnik laughed at Vegeta's pink shirt, so Vegeta crushed Robotnik. Vegeta then became 85 years old.
Grandpa Vegeta[]
Trunks had a kid, Vegeta Jr.'s Great-Great Grandpa. So Vegeta and Bulma became a Grandpa and a Grandma. Vegeta turnd back into Christmas-age Vegeta, so he was 33 again. Vegeta easily defeated Noobob, but suddenly, Homer Simpson appeared from Nowhere. Vegeta and Trunks defeated Homer, but died from Bart Simpson's Kamehameha.
Shames[]
2 shames were released, one by NintenD'oh, and the other by SEGA. SEGA was the first to make a Vegeta shame in 1753. They're both called Bye Bye Vegeta and Vegeta's 9000 Club.
