Vanessa

Eh Oh! Gotta Rapster!

—Dipsy

VANNY MY LOVE VANNY MY LOVE VANNY MY LOVE VANNY MY LOVE VANNY MY LOVE VANNY MY LOVE VANNY MY LOVE VANNY MY LOVE VANNY MY BELOVED. EAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!!

—Spamton G. Spamton, trying to add spam to this article.

Vanessa is a female FBI agent from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach. She is a dudette; she is a Police. You can’t do that. Where’s your emergency?!

History[]

Vanessa was born in New York City during the year 1969. Her past is (kind of) mysterious, but we do know for 100% fact that she started working as a security guard. But Vanessa is a bad security guard, since she didn't stop some dumbass kid (named Gregory) from breaking in. Instead of letting the kid out the building like a normal person, Vanessa decides to put on a weird-lookin' rabbit outfit, renames herself "Vanny", and tries to kill Gregory. But Gregory escapes with the help of Freddy Fazbear. Vanny gets fired for FAILING as a security guard, and then Vanny becomes a serial killer.

Vanny later becomes friends with Serial Designation V. Also, Vanny is still out there, SO FUCKING RUN!!!

One Direction

User:

Vanessa “White Women”

Power:

29391

Speed:

2003

Range:

Woes

Durability:

293

Precision:

293994920

Potential:

Troll

Ability:

One Direction Ain’t Kill The Direction

Trivia[]

Vanessa watches TV shows such as the Anime called Pokemon and the PBS Kids’ TV show Cyberchase.
Vanessa’s favorite character is Sans!
If you get caught by her, she will say "GOTCHAA".

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