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HEY THATS NOT BLOOD

As we all know, vampires live on a diet of solely- HEY WHAT IS THAT?!

Vampires (Homo hemophage, literally meaning "Blood-eating humans") are a species of creatures who resemble deadn't people that walk around at night because they fry like an egg in the sun. They primarily feed on Hyper-Realistic Blood, but can drink stuff like slushies, tea, milk, and Monster Energy, they just don't like it AS much as blood. They often sleep in coffins (like Randal Ivory), but do it for a really long time, about a year (only 12 hours in vampire time). Some vampires have been accidentally buried by people who thought they were dead, but they can dig out with magic.

List of Vampires[]

Some vampires include:

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