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!pu reag taht evom attoG Vagineer as he's about to attack his victim

The Vagineer is an awful person (sort of) that makes rather creepy sounds that resemble talking.

He was also best friends with Snowball and T-1000 until they died, who are just as evil as the Vagineer himself.

History

The Vagineer used to look exactly like the Engineer until he was attack by Heavy Weapons Guy. The Heavy ripped all his fingers off and stuffed his own wrench down his throat, which horribly disfigured him. He used to look exactly like The Engineer before this happened.

He originated in 2008, and is still alive today as of 5016. He also created a "language" called "Vaginese", which is nothing more than backwards English.

He was the leader of the Vagineer Empire before it dissolved, which happened before the Vagineer joined Googolplex's own empire, the Satanist Empire.

He also equipped himself with a powerful gauntlet and shotgun.

He is also responsible for engineering the IPhone 666.

The Vagineer also decided to make a hybrid of himself and a Scout-look-alike named "Scunt", who is just as weirdly brutal as the Vagineer himself.

He created and programed a combining robot made out of 4 car transformers, and 1 truck transformer, and gave it a personality of being "menacing" named "Menasor", he did that just for his boss, Googolplex.

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He likes to hang out with his satanist friends at the Satanist Empire! From left to right: Pencil, Snowball, Himself, and Match.

Vagineer eventually gained the ability to clone himself by 100, so nobody knows who's the real one. People like This is Bob and Rocket Egg tried to kill the Vagineer, but wasn't possible since 1. He respawned, and 2. He can clone himself, it's just that impossible.

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Engineer Hates Vagineer

A typical encounter with the Vagineer.

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Painis Cupcake Vs Vagineer Demopan Vs Intelligent Heavy And Spyper

I told you, both he and Painis Cupcake hate each other. This video also features Intelligent Heavy and Spyper (Allies of Painis Cupcake) battling against Demopan.

Speaking of cloning himself, the only way you can find the real vagineer is that he is blue, and he's in a conflict with Painis Cupcake most of the time. Though sometimes he wears red just to sneak inside the Red team.

Current Activities

The Vagineer is an experienced hacker. He spends most of his time hacking video games and other things, and adds rather creepy elements. He is famous for hacking The Legend of Zelda: Majora's mask and Spongebob Squarepants' TV show. He also hacked the 1984 Transformers cartoon. He is the one who made Squidward commit suicide.

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VAGINEER HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

He can be that scary, don't you know?

He also bowed down to Googolplex and joined his empire, but both of whom along with their minions and allies were forced to team up with all their enemies in order to defeat the ultimate threat of This is Bob. He nearly got killed by This is Bob, but he ran away to the junkyard.....

He also posts s*** on 4chan, especially with a random picture of Painis Cupcake's neck being disturbingly very long.

He also decided to find the technique of hiding, he can be hiding anywhere, even in your house, especially under your bed or your bedroom/bathroom/kitchen closet.

He wanted to be allies with This is Bob, but then he punched him in the face (lewdly) after he said "F*** NO!!! I WANT TO BE MY OWN PERSON!!! I WANT TO BE THE ONLY GUY WHO HATES EVERYBODY!!!" right in his face.

The Vagineer, along with Snowball and T-1000, then threw a party hosted by their leader Googolplex after This is Bob left, but then he and all of his special friends and allies were forced to team up with the rest of the villains and all the heroes in order to defeat the NEW ultimate threat known as none other than The Final Boss of the Internet, who he thought was Painis Cupcake's father, but is not.

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This is an example of him cloning himself.

After Space Marine Soldier redeemed himself, and after the Satanist Empire was collapsed, he was revived unnoticeably by Satan, though then Vagineer no longer believed in Satanism, and Vagineer gave up all of his powers. Though Vagineer is still evil. He then reformed the Vagineer Empire as the Vagineer Republic. Though he wishes Scunt was with him again because he really liked him.

File:Operation- Vagineer

It's time to take him down! (Soldine, Demopan, and Cryo featured)

Not only he hates Painis Cupcake, but also SoupCock Porkpie (Teletubby minion who is creepy with his gluing), Ass Pancakes (Satanist Empire member who is scary with his "BONKing"), and Piss Cakehole (Satanist Empire member who is creepy with his carving).

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Vagineer under the Bed

This gives an example of him being able to hide, even in one's own house.

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His origin, and proof of him being originally red.

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Meet the Believable Vagineer

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