Hello everybody. I am back. Bow before your unconquered king! Except I'm not a king. And I've been conquered numerous times. You know what? Let's just start over.

Hey everybody! It's your favorite admin Thebiguglyalien, and I have returned from my inactivity. Yeah, I guess that's about it.

Oh, and does anyone want to catch me up on how thing have been here in the last two months? Thanks!

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