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You know the Sponsored Tube Map? It's a (outdated, circa 2004) map of the London Underground, but with the station and line names replaced with puns based on brand names. I have a similar idea: the "Sponsored World Map". It would be based on this public domain CIA World Factbook map, but with the names of everything replaced with puns based on brand names. Some ideas:

  • United Airlines States (obvious)
  • United Burger Kingdom (obvious)
  • Canada Dry (obvious)
  • Texaco (Mexico)
  • Texaco City
  • Wonderbrazil (obvious)
  • Wonderbrasilia
  • Viagragua (Nicaragua)
  • North American Apparel (obvious)
  • South Abercrombie and Fitch (South America)
  • United Fly Emirates (obvious)
  • BBC News Zealand (obvious)
  • Disney on Iceland (obvious)
  • HBOland (Poland)
  • Republic of the Volvo (Republic of the Congo)
  • Virgin Galactic Islands (US Virgin Islands)
  • British Virgin Galactic Islands (British Virgin Islands)
  • Columbia (Colombia; film company, not misspelling)
  • Donkey Kong SAR (Hong Kong SAR, China)
  • Hungary Jack's (obvious; the Australian subsidiary of Burger King is named "Hungry Jack's")
  • MonaDiet Coke (Monaco)
  • MoroCoke Zero (Morocco)
  • Just For Menistan (Turkmenistan)
  • Butterball Turkey (obvious)
  • PlayStation (Pakistan)
  • Mount Eveready (Mt. Everest)
  • VatiKentucky Fried Chicken (Vatican City)
  • GMC Denali (Denali, Alaska)
  • D.R. Pepper (DR Congo)
  • Domino's Pizza Republic (Dominican Republic)
  • Puerto Uncle Ben's Rice (obvious)
  • The Banana Republic (The Bahamas; a pun on an American chain of clothing stores, not an insult towards the Bahamian government)
  • Morton Salt Lake City (obvious)
  • New Yorkshire Tea (NYC)
  • El Salvadora the Explorer (obvious)
  • Netherlands' End (obvious)
  • McDonalds (Macedonia)
  • Tide To Go (Togo)
  • Nintendo (Niger)
  • Nintendo Switch (Nigeria)
  • Ray-Banzania (Tanzania)
  • EArope (obvious)
  • Boeing Sea (Bering Sea)
  • Paralympic Games (Paraguay)
  • Toys "Я"Ussia (Russia; before you ask, TRU still exists in Canada and (I believe) some parts of Europe and Asia)
  • Babies "Я" Us (Belarus; see note above)
  • Nickelodeon (North Korea)
  • South Coca-Cola (South Korea)
  • iMac (Iraq)
  • iPad (Iran)
  • Nike Air Jordans (Jordan, Middle East)
  • Mountain Dewfoundland (Newfoundland, Canada)
  • St. Pierre and Mickey Mouse (St. Pierre and Miquelon)
  • YouTube (Uganda)
  • George Foreman Grills (Georgia, former USSR)
  • TrojanKyo (Tokyo, Japan; refers to a condom brand, not to a type of malware)
  • Hungry-Manistan (Afghanistan)
  • AVGeria (Algeria)
  • Sonic the Hedgehog (Somalia)
  • Purina AfriCat Chow (obvious)
  • Central Animal Planet (Central African Republic)
  • Purina South AFriskies (South Africa)
  • MasterCard SAR (Macau SAR, China)
  • Charmin (China)
  • Visa (Asia)
  • Gapan (Japan; pun on an American chain of clothing stores, not a misspelling)
  • Saudi Absolut Vodka (obvious)
  • Pop-Tartica (Antarctica)
  • Federated State Farm Insurance (Micronesia, Oceania)
  • Pepsilippines (obvious)
  • Diet PepSea (Philippine Sea)
  • VietTampax (obvious)
  • AustrAlways (obvious)
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