Uranus is the 7th planet in the Solar System, located deep between the poopy Saturn and crappy Neptune. It is associated with the sky as it excretes a bunch of clouds out of itself. Uranus also tends to be the butt of all jokes in the Solar System. It is mostly compromised of methane and other crap that we aren't sure about. Uranus was discovered by a guy named William Herschel during 1781 after a colonoscopy. Since Uranus had no name at the time, William decided to name it something funny as he was a bit of an asshole, but the scientist community still accepted it and put him in the annals of history.
Uranus smells, so not many people live in Uranus, though Sailor Uranus visits her home every once in a while to check on and wipe it clean. Only asses can visit Uranus. Poo Face has also tried to visit, but he thought the place was a dump. Diamonds are stuffed in Uranus, and sometimes they're released as moons. Since Uranus has constipation, this has only happened 28 times so far, with the exception of it rapdily gaining rings after Giant Poop Koopa fed Uranus Taco Bell. William Herschel decided to name these moons after William Shakespeare since he has the same name as he does.
Anyways, enough talk. We all know You wanted it: here's a list of some of the most classic Uranus jokes:
List of Uranus Jokes[]
- Uranus is massive!!
- Does Uranus have asteroids encompassing it?
- What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune? I can see Uranus from here.
- Uranus can fit 63 Earths inside of it.
- Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus.
- Scientists just recreated the horrendous substance found deep inside Uranus.
- Uranus is leaking it's gassy atmosphere out into space.
- What did one astronaut say to the other? Stop mooning me, I can see Uranus.
- The Earth may be flat but Uranus is round.
- During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
- Uranus has rings around it, you know!