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Undefeatables

Original iteration of Undefeatables, taken around 50,000 B.C with a Nokia Camera

The Undefeatables are an almighty group of powerful gods that exist in the UnUniverse. Most have existed before any other life forms in the entire universe, and they are the most powerful beings, hence the name "Undefeatables". They live on a floating paradise on top of the UnUniverse, and are the only people who are immune to Weegee's stare.

There are seven Undefeatables that shall remain the masters of the UnUniverse through all of time. Underneath them are 21 gods.

Overall, not much is known about the Undefeatables. However, it has recently been revealed that the Undefeatable Marx is gathering his own artificial cyborg army. Cyber-Dee is getting his own cyber-army, but Chuck Norris is getting his own Undefeatable army, who is ... THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE(S)!

Upper Counsel of Undefeatables

The Upper Counsel is mostly comprised of beings that are the reasons particular concepts are awesome.

  • Chuck Norris: The lord of awesomeness itself and the manifestation of the UnUniverse's own will.
  • Bob Saget: Literally Satan. We're not kidding; he actually rules over Hell.
  • Mr. T: Super-powerful and unbeatable. In many ways, he is a counterpart of Chuck Norris.
  • Billy Mays: The eternal salesman.
  • Marx: A strange, amorphous organism resembling Kirby. Can fire LAZORS powerful enough to fry all of Sparta.
  • Cyber-Dee: Another Kirby-like organism. Known for his Matrix-like reflexes and martial arts capable of impressing Chuck Norris.
  • Bruce Lee: A weaker, but fiercer Asian version of Chuck Norris. One of the few people to master the Sixth Sense.
  • UnAnything Team: A byproduct of this wiki, as the writers have the ultimate power.

Lower Counsel of Undefeatables

The Lower Counsel consists of people who stood on the UnRank Scales, balanced against the Forces of the UnUniverse and lived to tell the tale.

  • Captain 0: The mascot of UnAnything Wiki. Super awesome.
  • The Awesome One: Totally not Chuck Norris.
  • Godzilla: Kicka## dinosaur with an appetite for destruction.
  • Thanos: Killed half the UnUniverse once.
  • Goku: power level is OVER 9000.
  • Sackboy: A god of creation and destruction. Smallest of the Undefeatables under ordinary circumstances.
  • T-2500.5: Giant robot who defeated an Undefeatable.
  • Giygas: Evil incarnate. H...A...P...P...Y.
  • Gorefield: True form of Garfield. Loves neutron lasagna.
  • Herobrine: Evil spectre that haunts Minecraft players. Likes McDonald's shamrock shakes, redstone (blood) and Halloween. Fluent in English, Swedish, binary, hexadecimal and spectrogram.
  • Cthulhu: Incomprehensible outer god or something. Source of the Bloop sound (that was his fart).
  • Warui: Source of the Wa Phenomenon. Appearance unknown.
  • Telephobia: We're not sure why he's here, either. But he has a lot of power, being the ultimate form of Tinky Winky.
  • Santa Claus: Giver of gifts worldwide.
  • Shaggy Rogers: The next-generation son of Chuck Norris. power level originally under 9000, but is now far in excess.
  • Father Bogan: Made lotsa planets. Former ruler of the Local Group of galaxies.
  • Happycat: The eternal lord of animal justice. Hates those PETA fakers.
  • Ceiling Cat: Foil to Basement Cat. Purrtekts teh good solz.
  • Basement Cat: Foil to Ceiling Cat. Eets teh bad solz.
  • Dunecat: The fertilizer of worlds. Arrakis, his personal litterbox around the white supergiant Canopus, is a valuable planet due to its deposits of Spice.
  • Gravity Cat: The secondary rival of Dr. Hax, and the primary reason he dies.
  • Tierboskat: Totally not a self-insert. Blows up the evil Gary Stus that try to kill everything.
  • Matt: Sports legend.

Quasi-Undefeatables

Undefeatables who have a mortal state. Or was it the other way around? I'm pretty sure it was.

Exiles

Former Undefeatables who've lost their status.

  • WaPo: Got a little too greedy, decided to destroy some planets, then defeated in the 27 Day Battle of Epicness.
  • Thannos: Was once a member of the Lower Counsel, but he accidentally snapped himself away thanks to an Uno Reverse Card.
  • T-5001: Was once part of the Upper Counsel before being defeated by T-2500.5. Now spends his time helping as the UnWorld's core.

Wannabe Members

While there's a lot of people want to be an Undefeatable, there's simply just too many to list. However, these ones are the most significant.

  • Shao Kahn: Is only truly beaten by the Undefeatables, except at Armageddon where he is the last man standing. However, as the events of Armageddon have been erased from history, this single victory does not count.
  • Thomas the Tank Engine: He is epic and strong, but he cannot join because he is not a god. Instead, he is Chuck Norris's taxi.
  • Weegee: Banned from being Undefeatable for posing a threat to the UnUniverse and its safety.
  • Hergee: Is currently on his own quest to track down Sqeegee and has not communicated with any other living being for a long time. Moreover, his UnRank has never been actually measured.
  • Captain 1,000: The Number Pope. Rivals some of the Lower Counsel in raw strength. Still a defeatable though.
  • Bedrock: A nigh-indestructible ore found in white dwarf stars. First created by Chuck Norris to act as a frame for Undefeatable Palace.

Associates

These people help the Undefeatables and are thus part of the Undefeatable organization, often staying in Undefeatable Palace or adjacent places. They are not Undefeatables themselves, though.

All other information on the Undefeatables is classified. Any attempts to discover their secrets will result in the Undefeatables killing you without even trying.
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