UnWorld

The UnWorld.

The UnWorld (also known as UnEarth) is one of the greatest places in the whole UnUniverse. It is where most notable figures live, but it is also where all of the stupid people live. We are currently on the UnWorld, and most that you know is in the UnWorld (but as an alternate reality form, what you really live in is the Real World, a depressing land).

The UnWorld is an iron-ball thingy in space that has been taken over 9,000,000,000 times, which would fall if it wasn't floating in space. The dreaded humans live here. Home "sweet" home. UnEarth is located in a galaxy called the UnMilky Way Galaxy. Some extra-terrestrials have been able to live here by registering an UnWorld Border Pass.

Invasions

Creatures from other planets seem to like invading this place. It might be anyone from Darth Vader to Space Invaders, but no matter what, THE UNWORLD IS INVADED A LOT! In fact there have been so many invasions, that humans blew up their planet in hope of stopping the invasions.

People who've invaded the UnWorld

• Humans
• You
• Earth
• Darth Vader
• Space Invaders
• Too many empires to list
• Teletubbies
• Kirby
• Chuck Norris (only successful invader)
• Super Eviler Bowser
• Shao Kahn
• 90% of all celebrities
• The Imposter
• Invader Zim

Continents you can go to (and commit war crimes in)

• North America
• South America
• Europe
• Africa
• Asia
• Midlantic (this isn't a continent)
• Oceania
• Antarctica

Popular places to visit

• France
• London
• Germany
• Tokyo
• Tokyo city
• McCity
• New York City
• Elmo City
• Cool City
• China
• Hong Kong
• Mushroom Kingdom
• The Backrooms
• Storage Rooms
• Captain 0 Land
• Teletubby Land
• Tubbytronic Superdome
• Squadala Empire
• Boatopolis
• Squidward Community College
• Captain 37's Hotel
• Sesame Street
• The Bridge of Three People
• United States of UnAmerica
• The Terra Guillelmi Empire

Popular People to see in The UnWorld (these guys have lots of secrets they will never tell you)

• Chuck Norris (you won't actually see him because he's too AWESOME for you)
• Teletubbies
• Mario
• Captain 0
• Squidward Tentacles
• Edgar Teglee
• Vegeta
• Sans
• Big Chungus
• George Washingmachine
• Mark Zuckerberg
• Homer Simpson
• Bill Gates
• Barney
• Thomas the Tank Engine
• You
• Pou
• U
• 3
• Splaat (Guy)
• Snoopy
• Joe Mama
• William

A list of things you shouldn't do if you come here

Now you know what to do if you want to get on this planet, you must also know not to do the following:

• Tell someone that you are an alien (especially to customs)
• Detonate Bombs
• Destroy the Krusty Krab
• Be like Dr. Eggman and have 70 alternative accounts
• Enter an IKEA or IKEA-2 unless you want to get lost forever
• Send someone a birthday card that says 'You're Fired!' in it
• Smash a window
• Press the self-destruct button on any building
• Laugh at something that is unfunny
• Do a barrel roll
• Commit crimes
• Kill T-5001 (prior to his death in 2023)
• Kill T-5001 (posterior to his death in 2023) (you know who you are)
• ETC.

History

Main article: Timeline of the UnUniverse

The UnWorld was first formed in 4,500,000,000 BC. It was one of the many planets that were created a long time ago. Of course, Nobody lived here at the time. Then, some worms appeared, but Chuck Norris wiped them out and put land on the UnWorld. More creatures came and went. Today, humans are the main species, but several other exist, some of them are stupid, and some of them are smart (and sometimes smarter than the humans).