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OSHOOT! THERE’S TOO MANY RED LINKS!1!!
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UnTeam Circuit Breaker was a company that lived in San Diego, California in the mid-90s. Despite their name containing "UnTeam", they have nothing to do with the other UnTeam, the UnAnything Team. They were just jealous of us :3
Anyway, this evil stupid company creates terribly designed battlebots to compete in the BattleBots TV show, a show where guys who built some dinky RC car with guns, or something like that, go around in some dinky arena that has no protection for anyone or anything. People die.
The BESTEST strategy these guys use(d).[]
Unlike most good guy BattleBots teams, the UnTeam Circuit Breaker use the fact that there is no protection for the contestants or the audience. They usually act like they are a normal team of guys who build remote control car things, but then usually out of nowhere, they literally kill the contestants! Leaving no one to control the opposing robot, they automatically win.
And then after that, they get banned and then return with a whole new UnTeam Circuit Breaker and robot and they repeat this strategy because literally everyone at BattleBots is stupid and lets these jerks kill the competition. This has led them to becoming really rich for winning.
Government Contracts[]
UnTeam Circuit Breaker is secretly a weapons manufacturer for the UnUSA military and receive a bunch of government contracts from donal bump and joeyseph bidendallicious themselves. What they make is highly experimental garbage that instantly asplodes the moment anyone uses them. But the government is so stooopid that they let these idiots still build some weapons (until mid-2022 when the owner was killed in a terrorist attack that may have been staged by the IRS, FBI, or CIA, or ATF, or NRA so that the government stops wasting money giving these idiots the power to make asplosive weapons).
No Killing Anymore!![]
In BattleBots season -4.2, they outlawed killing the opponents, so whenever UnTeam Circuit Breaker's bot kills an opponent, they had to forfeit not just the battle, but their life savings. Luckily, the enforcers of BattleBots are stupid, so UnTeam just gave up only Un$5.32 every time they killed their opponents.
They also whacked people outside of the arena with their robots with typewriters on them.
The Conspiracy[]
People think that UnTeam is killing everyone because they secretly want to destroy BattleBots from the inside, but that is SUPID! They are just evil, and really evil, so they kill all of their opponents because they gotta WIN.
Bots that battled[]
- Circuit Breaker: Circuit Breaker was a badly designed robot which was have to forfeit In BattleBots in Season 5.0.
- Little Blue Engine: Little Blue Engine was a weapon of Doom who likes to kill everyone with sharp forks.
- Weed Whacker: Weed Whacker was a robot who likes to wack someone with sawblade.
- Trippy: Trippy was a tripper robot who likes to trap someone with its deathtrap.
- Roadkill: Roadkill was a little ant killer robot who wants to sting someone with its tail.
- Black Knight: Black Knight was a small killer robot who gets his wheel rubber bands taken off.
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