The building of UnSchool. Those stupid construction workers, we all know that UnSchool has two O's in it, not three!
UnSchool is a cursed place that imprisons children, teenagers and adults into doing stuff like homework and tests, often headed by teachers like Mrs. Puff, Baldi, and Mr. Crocker. It's also the nesting ground of Bullies, Chum Burgers and other disgusting foods, and Timmy Turner, the eternal 5th grader. Its intentions are to make growing Humans become Stupider than they already are (humans are already super dumb), and to help you get a job. Well, unless you live in Africa, as most people need to farm there despite how dry it is out there.
History[]
UnSchools and UnSchooling were invented in UnAmerica by the brilliant Albert Einstein. He had a big fear people were going to become as smart as him and so he decided to invent a new series of institutions as a means to make growing humans stupider. At the time people believed since Einstein was behind it it was going to make their babies smarter, and so for hundreds of thousands of years, however this would change in 1900 when Einstein's successor, Bill Gates decided to make an UnSchool that actually worked called Hope's Peak Academy. He knew he couldn't compete with Bill Gates, so he decided to invent this new mathematical concept called a résumé where you needed to go to UnSchool in order to get a job. So even though everybody knew it was pointless, they were still forced to go there. Today UnSchool is marginally better in Europe, but not by much.
List of Subjects[]
There are four major subjects in UnSchool: Math, Science, Reading, and Writing. However, Reading and Writing are often merged into Language Arts, so there are actually only three major subjects. There are also many minor subjects, like Music, Art, Physical Exercise, Spanish, and more. Here is a short list of Subjects:
- Math
- Long Division
- Short Division
- The long scale
- The short scale
- Pre-Algebra
- Algebra 1
- Geometry
- Algebra 2
- Pre-Calc
- Algebra 3
- Calculus
- Algebra 4
- the Theory of Everything
- Algebra 5
- Trigonometry
- Algebra 6
- Coding
- Algebra 7
- Algebra 8
- A whole school year of stress.
- Algebra 9
- Hacking
- Aglebra 10
- Science
- Biology
- Instagraham Biology
- Geology
- Chemistry
- Meth Cooking w/ Walter White
- Lepidopterology
- Dig-It Anatomy
- Scientology
- Biology
- Language Arts
- Reading
- The Holy bible
- The Quran
- the Library
- Writing
- Poetry
- Counting
- Accounting
- Holding People Accountable
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- Holding People Accountable
- Accounting
- Spanish
- French
- Japanese
- Ancient Geek
- Telugu
- Tamil
- "Creative" Writing
- Speech
- History
- Geography
- World War II
- Reading
- Music
- Chorus
- Brass
- Orchestra
- Art
- Studio Art
- 3D Design
- Painting with Bob Ross
- Tracing
- Physical Exercise
- Archery
- Football
- American Football
- Soccer
- Basketball
- Tennis
- Golf
- ESports
- EA Sports
- Health
- Gay Education
- Economics
- Home Economics
- Cooking
- Driving
- Boating
- Truck Driving
- Lunch
- Recess
- Cards
- UnAnything Trading Card Shame
- Dungeons and Dragons IRL
- Bullying
- Foods
Note this isn't a full list, and probably will never be, because they constantly add more subjects and subsequently add more Grades to keep kids in longer.
Clubs[]
Think that all of the base classes are boring? Well, then go ahead and join a club for a subject that you really really like! These clubs usually happen after the end of all 6 or more periods. Here is a list of them, similar to our list of classes. Since guys keep making more and more clubs, this will never be a complete list either. Feel free to add your own by the way!
- Pokemon Cards Club
- UnAnything Trading Card Shame Club
- Chess Club
- Music Club
- Clarinet Club
- Literature Club
- Debate Club
- Bible Club
- Anime Club
- Math Club
- Meth Club
- Minecraft Club
- TF1 Club
Grades[]
There are also some Grades, not to be confused with Grades in terms of judging your Tests/Homework. There were originally 12 grades. Pre-UnSchool and Kindergarden may or may not count, but a few more grades were added in after complaints from Karen about Students weren't being teached enough Stuff at UnSchool. How Ironic, considering they themselves are even stupider than your average person. Elementary UnSchool Contains Kindergarden-5th Grade, Middle UnSchool has 6th Grade-8th Grade, and High UnSchool has Every Grade 9th and Up. But people complained with the large amount of grades in High UnSchool, so they split it off into Higher UnSchool and Higherer UnSchool. Now, for every four grads there will be a new type of UnSchool, starting from 9-12, 13-16, 17-20, etc.
- Pre-UnSchool
- Kindergarden
- 1st Grade (Elementary UnSchool)
- 2nd Grade (Elementary UnSchool)
- 3rd Grade (Elementary UnSchool)
- 4th Grade (Elementary UnSchool)
- 5th Grade (Elementary UnSchool)
- 6th Grade
(Elementary UnSchool)(Middle UnSchool) - 7th Grade (Middle UnSchool)
- 8th Grade (Middle UnSchool)
- 9th Grade (Freshman Year) (High UnSchool)
- 10th Grade (Sophomore Year) (High UnSchool)
- 11th Grade (Junior Year) (High UnSchool)
- 12th Grade (Senior Year) (High UnSchool)
- 13th Grade (SHUPA Senior Year) (Higher UnSchool)
- 14th Grade (Elder Year) (Higher UnSchool)
- 15th Grade (SHUPA Elder Year) (Higher UnSchool)
- 16th Grade (Eldritch Year) (Higher UnSchool)
- 17th Grade (SHUPA Eldritch Year) (Higherer UnSchool)
- 18th Grade (Stupid Year) (Higherer UnSchool)
- 19th Grade (SHUPA Stupid Year) (Higherer UnSchool)
- 20th Grade (Ultra Stupid Year) (Higherer UnSchool)
There is also College, which acts as paid DLC so that you can learn about about a specific subject, let's say Language. Now only costs 69,420,000 UnDollars per year!
The Other Grades[]
Now, let's talk about the other Grades! The type that's on those papers you write your answers down. A passing grade is a C- or up, despite the fact that most people get an F after every test/homework assignment. Here is the following list:
- A++ = 100+
- A+ = 97-100
- A = 94-96
- A- = 90-93
- B+ = 87-89
- B = 84-86
- B- = 80-83
- C+ = 77-79
- C = 74-76
- C- = 70-73
- D+ = 67-69
- D = 64-66
- D- = 60-63
- E+ = 57-59
- E = 54-56
- E- = 50-53
- F+ = 47-49
- F = 44-46
- F- 40-43
- F-- >40
Trivia[]
- Your probably still in UnSchool right now. Be honest with yourself, okay?