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An UnRank is a rank given to every creature of the UnUniverse. This rank is considered very important. The owner of the highest UnRank in the UnOmniverse is Chuck Norris. The UnRank in question is Above Infinity (but that's an understatement; we all know that he is BEYOND even beyond infinity).

When a creature person or any other species is born: their UnRank usually starts at about 0, but usually this grows.

Table of UnRanks[]

UnRank Description Status
Beyond Infinity Beyond Infinitely Amazing OMGWTFBBQ? YOU ARE BEYOND PLUS ULTRA. YOU’RE ONE OF DA BEST FRIENDS OF THE UNANYTHING TEAM!!!!!
Infinity Infinitely Amazing You are considered beyond god-ship. You get what you want AT ALL TIMES.
18446744073709551615+ Godlike! You are a god obviously.
386329303920-18446744073709551615 Unfathomably Phenomenal You are so outstanding that we had to use two big words to describe you.
2147483648-386329303920 Supreme Being By this point you’re so amazing that not even Weegee can defeat you because you’re so amazing.
1000000000-2147483648 Incredible You're uncannily cool.
1000049-1000000000 Beyond Legendary At this point not even the most powerful meme master can defeat you.
540200 - 1000049 Legendary You are the stuff of legends.
24000 - 540200 Epic Level III You are the highest level of epic before you enter legends.
3500 - 24000 Epic Level II You are far into the art of epicness.
564 - 3500 Epic Level I You are epic.
200 - 564 Cool You are above the regular moron.
100 - 200 Not Bad You're kind of cool.
100 Average You're just average.
80 - 100 Not Awesome You're not the greatest person ever not really average either.
50 - 80 Lame You're kind of a failure.
20 - 50 Amazingly Low You suck.
10 - 20 REALLY? You REALLY suck.
1 - 10 Wow... You have got to be kidding.
0 - 1 Fractional You're so lame that you didn't even get a full number.
0 ZERO Nobody cares about you.
0 to -70 Sub-Zero Seriously?
-40 to -70 Disgrace Dirt depreciates in value the more you walk on it.
-70 to -110 Scamp Maggots are more respected than you.
-110 to -125 Failure Congratulations, you're a failure.
-125 to -300 Outcast You should be dead by now.
-300 to -350 Fiend Useless doesn't even begin to describe you.
-350 to -670 Degenerate Maybe you should go lock yourself up.
-670 to -5328 Loser Level I The poster would rather want you dead than alive.
-5328 to -46656 Loser Level II Guys line up on the streets just to spit on you.
-46656 to -666666 Loser Level III There's no hope for you anymore...
-666666 to -2508376 Villain Being PWNed is just regular for you.
-2508376 to -821481634 Super Villain You could get hit by a train and nobody would care THAT’S how hated you are.
-821481634 to -4000000000 Despicable You SUCK. In all capitals.
-4000000000 to -(10^15) Abhorrent Wretch Just... go.
-(10^15) to -18446744073709551616 Worthlessness Personified You are so bad you are worth 1 speck of dust.
-18446744073709551616- The Anti-Christ World leaders want to put a stop to you.
Negative Infinity Bane of the Wiki Calling you the worst person to ever live would be a compliment as it does not begin to describe how hated you are by everyone. You’re so bad even the UnAnything Team hates you.
Below Negative Infinity ... You have to REALLY screw up to get this low.

Status In the UnUniverse[]

The UnRank is considered extremely important and often decides the social status of the owner. Someone with a very high level ranking is considered very important powerful or a good guy while people in lower ranks are considered losers weak idiots or evil.

Decision of an UnRank[]

For Normal People[]

Ranks used to be given by the Wise Ones but they got kicked out and the job got outsourced to 1234567890 since who else knows what number to assign a person than the numbers themselves. Ranks are examined constantly and if someone suddenly becomes awesome powerful or evil their UnRank may change though this is rare. A known example of this is Modern Day Mid-Wave B (Graze the Roof).

For Undefeatables[]

In addition to a normal Rank there is also a separate ranking system for Undefeatables which is used to either grant a new Undefeatable initiation or depose someone who is currently undefeatable. The system used for this is the UnRank Scales which stand in front of the Undefeatables' palace. A prospective Undefeatable (or one who has been unruly and is in danger of being rejected) stands on one of its massive weighing dishes stands and the Forces of the UnUniverse are placed on the other. Then Chuck Norris himself strikes the base of the scales sending a powerful vibration coursing through them. If the prospective Undefeatable stays on their feet they are admitted into the ranks of the Undefeatables. Out of millions of challengers since the dawn of creation only a few dozen have stood on the scales and lived to tell the tale.

For Species[]

For in the case something is part of a species, they are compared to others in their range and judged upon their successes and shortcomings compared relative to one another. Undefeatables outsource the job of ranking species to the UnAnything Team, who study the species before coming to a conclusion. When a species evolves they'll get a new ranking. A species might have more than 1 UnRank for if there's a drastic difference in how it fares in multiple territories, however this is rare.

Trivia[]

  • Chuck Norris's UnRank is so high that no amount of "beyond" can describe how far it is past infinity. It's better not to think about it.
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