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The UnPolice is the biggest police department in the UnWorld.

You will know if the UnPolice are after you if you see a matte black Nissan GT-R premium or a chrome white Genesis G70 3.3 in your rearview mirror with the sirens on.

They are also FILTHY RICH BASTARDS!!! the UnPolice has a total of 3 BILLION UnDollars.


Current Fleet

  • 20 2018 Nissan GT-R premiums
  • 12 2020 Genesis G70 3.3s
  • 9 2019 Ford Mustang GTs
  • 10 2020 BMW M5s
  • 7 2018 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1s
  • 5 2011 Lexus LFAs
  • 7 2014 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution FQ360s
  • 13 2019 Audi S5 Sportbacks
  • 10 2021 BMW M8 Competitions
  • 17 2018 Mercedes AMG E63 S wagons
  • 23 2019 Dodge Challenger hellcats
  • 30 2009 BMW M5s (all of them have an F10 swap)
  • 1 heavily modified Tesla Cybertruck

Former Fleet

  • 5 2009 Ford Crown Victorias (3 of them crashed, the remaining 2 were sold after the boss of the UnPolice, Suikerboskat, won the UnLottery)
  • 10 2006 Chevrolet Impalas (9 of them crashed, the last 1 was stolen by Elmo)
  • 3 Lamborghini Uruses (2 of them were stolen, 1 by Captain 1, the other was stolen by Kermit, the last one jumped off a bridge in a pursuit and was totaled, the Urus is currently undergoing repair)
  • 23 1989 Ford Mustang GTs (all of them blew their engines on the day the boss of the UnPolice won the UnLottery, on 3/9/2009)

Most wanted list

Most people on the list are already imprisoned at The Wall, so only one remains, and the 1 remaining person is Hannibal Lecter!


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