Not to be confused with the Police.
The average UnCop.
The UnPolice, formerly known as the A.A.H.W. (Agency Against Hank Wimbleton), is the biggest police department in the UnWorld, which has a mysterious leader known as Dr. S. People who try to figure out his identity will definitely get arrested (or the worst-case scenario, killed).
Another UnCop.
You will know if the UnPolice are after you if you see a matte black Nissan GT-R premium or a chrome white Genesis G70 3.3 cool car in your rearview mirror with the sirens on.
They are also RICH. The UnPolice has a total of 31 billion UnDollars to its name. The UnPolice used the some of the money to create Mag Agents, which are at least three times bigger than regular humans.
They used to have an official shame, but it was taken down in the fallout surrounding 9th Synonym of Unusual, its developer. They also appear in Super Mario 131 and Super Mario Project Nexus, where they are antagonists in those shames. The UnPolice are currently trying to ban those shames, since they reveal who Dr. S is.
History[]
After a guy called Hank J. Wimbleton did a bunch of crimes, Jesus Christ decided to create the A.A.H.W. to arrest Hank. However, Hank and Sanford later destroyed the A.A.H.W., pissing off Jesus. Jesus then decided to give the A.A.H.W. to Dr. S, who renamed the A.A.H.W. into the UnPolice. Hank and Sanford were later captured by the UnPolice. Hank and Sanford became one of the first criminals to be imprisoned at The Wall.
In 2018, the UnPolice buys the Umbrella Corporation. Phobos, a high-ranking member of the UnPolice, becomes the new leader of the Umbrella Corporation. In other words, the UnPolice now owns the Umbrella Corporation.
Current Fleet[]
UnPolice Officers[]
- 4,000 UnPolice officers.
- New Super Fat Albert Jr. XL is one of them.
- 5,000 Agents
- 1,000 A.T.P. Engineers
- 500 A.T.P. Soldats
- ETC ETC ETC
Mag Agents[]
- Mag Agent: Torture (only one Mag Agent: Torture exists)
- 60 Mag Agent V2s
- 20 Mag Agent V3s
- 100 Mag Agent V4s
Vehicles[]
- 262 cool cars
- 1 heavily modified Tesla Cybertruck
- 62 cool offroad cars
- OVER 10,000 Prison trains
- ETC ETC ETC
Former Fleet[]
- 44 more cool cars.
Most Wanted List[]
Most people on the list are already imprisoned at The Wall, so only two remains, and the one remaining person is...goddammit, do I really have to write this?
Dr. Eggman, 2BDamned, and a few others know the identity of Dr. S, so they are also on the most wanted list. In fact, Dr. Eggman and 2BDamned are currently trying to upload a picture of Dr. S onto the internet without the UnPolice censoring it.
The entire Hotel Moscow crime syndicate, including Lagoon Company are on the most wanted list too.
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