UnAnything Wiki

What is UnAnything? UnAnything is a humor wiki that's been running for over a decade. Want to edit? Read the rules, because your edits won't be saved unless you follow the instructions within. But if you're just curious about us, you can read the guide. Be sure to also check out our Discord! Have fun!

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UNRAIL

The UnMicroMonorail, with my thumb for scale. Guess, what i have a VERY long thumb, so this thing is 5 inches long.

The UnMicroMonorail, or just the UnMonorail is an Amazing miniature train the size of my thumb made by us, the UnAnything Team. We built it in 2040, because we wanted a tiny vehicle in our fleet. We painted it blue and gold, with the words "UnAnything" on it, and Don't be fooled by this thing's minuscule size. It can hold up to 50,000 people, and it has lotsa spaghetti stuff in it, like Bunkbeds, toilets, SHOPS, RESTARAUNTS, HOTELS, AND AT LEAST A MILLION MORE THINGS!

If you are wondering how it works, it's kinda like the Tardis, but you may be asking, How do we get in and out of this thing? the answer is that what appears to be a train door starts to appear out of nowhere, and that's how you get in and out this thing. If you are wondering how it works, it moves along cables and wires, so it could be moving along the power cables of or near wherever You are at, and you won't even notice. While There is no real purpose for this thing, we like using this thing when we get bored, and sometimes, we use it to get to places quickly. When you drive this thing, it's pretty much like driving ever other train, so there's nothing to say about it there.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could get deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it could get deleted.

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