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UnMario

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UnMarioWiki

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The UnMarioWiki (historically the Un-Mario Wiki, though also often UnMario), is the mother to UnAnything Wiki, lead by the UnMario Team. UnMario shares many of the same tropes as UnAnything, like calling games shames and stuff, and having their own version of The Game; it's basically just the UnAnything but with a more Mario-oriented focus. Heck, the UnMarioWiki used to be just as awesome as the UnAnything Wiki, but after the UnWar and nobody bothereing to maintain it, it fell into ruin.[1]

History[]

Rise[]

The UnMarioWiki was created back in May of 2006. UnMarioWiki was to MarioWiki as Uncyclopedia was to Wikipedia, except they made theirs with lots of fanon elements like with "haters"—guys who either hated Mario, were Wa-Guys made by the Wa-Machine, or who were just evil or evil clones. They even had their own UnMarioWiki Mascots, people not associated with Mario but were important to their universe, like parodies of Bill Cosby, Ronald McDonald, and even their own Evil Guy. (Two of which have had their pages ported directly to here). They even innovated off of Uncyclopedia's games (.co .com) into more of a "choose your own adventure" type style in UnMarioWiki: The Game, which had great influence on ours. Truly it was a new and exciting time to be on the platform. The UnMarioWiki started out small, but it grew! Then it didn't grow so much. Then it grew a lot! Then it grew with spam...

Downfall[]

This spam resulted in a civil war later known as the UnWar. The admins of UnMarioWiki and the spammers fought against each other. A third faction formed. This was the UnAnything Team. (There was also UltimateWeegee but that didn't go anywhere) The UnAnything Team created the UnAnything Wiki as a refugee camp for wounded UnMario soldiers that no longer wanted to fight.

Just as UnAnything was taking off, The Hater in Wikia went rogue on his two new accounts The Hater of this Wikia and Chris McLean. He got just banned from Wikia[?] for multi-wiki vandalism and abusing multiple accounts; he probably was probably looking to do as much destruction as possible on a wiki he had a lot of trust on before getting banned by staff again. He then started banning everyone he perceived to be a spammer, as well as a lot of the bureaucrats, which some might argue there were too many of. (Bureaucrats also couldn't unban themselves back then.) He was also protecting every page so nobody could edit them. The people didn't like what he was doing as expressed on the UnMarioWiki forums,[2] but Super Mario Bros argued he was in charge of things, though did backpedal a little bit. Eventually a year later, he got banned by UnMario staff, and by then some of his actions were undone. But by then the damage were already done; with all the crap he started and never finished he left the wiki in shambles, devastated by misdirection and by his abuse of power. By not finishing what he started, he left Super Mario Bros by themself to a wiki still full of crap.[3] It's a sad story but compared to UnMario, UnAnything was the better option for a lot of people. It didn't matter UnMario was around longer or had more pages, it had become an absolute train wreck.

There were only 6,000 edits that year compared to last year's 12,000, and then became 1,800 into 2011 and into 2012. Why did this happen? Well, Plumber in an interview over on Fantendo said people came to UnMario in the first place because the real MarioWiki was experiencing a server outage.[4] He called this outage the "Wiki Drought", but UnAnything research can't find any evidence of such a thing, as all mentions of outage/drought just leads back to himself. The edit counts over in MarioWiki don't signify a decline either, adding to the mystery.

However it happened, 2012 rolled around and one of the remaining bureaucrats, Purple Ninjakoopa, contacted Wikia Staff to get every bureaucrat demoted except himself, Mr. Guy and Super Mario Bros. The UnMarioWiki then had a minor resurgence in 2013 with 5,000 edits, but the staff remained non-existent. Then in 2014 Mr. Guy promoted Oobooglunk to administrator begin reconstruction. He cleaned up the pages of UnMario for the next 3 years, but near the end of those 3 years he was getting tired, very tired. Before he eventually adopted the UnMarioWiki and became its bureaucrat in 2017, he was seeking people who he could give administrator,[5][6][7] but it just seemed nobody cared. Everyone had already left. It seems by that time nobody really cared about UnMario anymore, and then he left too.

Postmortem[]

With all staff gone, it was only natural after that point The Vandal Mob took over, which left UnMarioWiki as a cold, desolate place of lost hope and of broken dreams, slowly being chipped away by bad edits not in check. LostGod2000 in put it best 10 years ago in this blog comment:

UnAnything Wiki. All I need to say, and this is from the mouth of a former admin. Just get your butts there, and there'll be no need for this place anymore.[8] LostGod2000

And finally, on January 16th 2023, Scampton was finally ordained as the new High Priestess and Bureaucrat of UnMarioWiki by Wikia Staff. With him came the clerk of Strange, who'd decided to change for once and do good things on UnMario. DeeDOS69 and VestaServal were ordained as light and dark square bishops respectively, and the preservation project is currently underway.

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