Money!
—ToeJam, 1991
I LIKE MONEY!!!
UnDollars (UnMoney, Un$) are official money of the UnOmniverse. They were created 810 thousand years ago to replace 426 other types of money. UnDollars can be used in every country/colony/circle/dimension/whatever of UnOmniverse. The value of UnDollars is regulated by the Undefeatables themselves through the UnAnything Wiki Mint. The currency is not subject to inflation or deflation because their value is backed by the gods' will, which is the main reason everyone decided to use UnDollars (that and because the Undefeatables threatened them with death).
You can win UnDollars through the UnLottery, where you can win from the bare minimum of 2 UnDollars all the way up to 1 billion UnDollars.
History[]
Before 1680, UnDollars were Cards with I.O.U.s on the back. In 1680, they started making paper meant to be used as UnDollars. However, this paper was the size of a postage stamp. In fact, these UnDollars were just UnStamps with "UnPostal Service" and "UnCents" replaced by "Bank" and "UnDollars". In 1754, the UnDollars were enlarged from postage stamp size to wall painting size. However, they were just pre-filled-out checks with no "Pay to the order of" field.
In 1861, they were redesigned and became roughly the size they are today. However, all of them had Captain 0 on them.
During World War II, the production of UnDollars ceased. After the war was over, they started making a series of UnDollars that was meant to be temporary. However, the designers were lazy, so the 1945 UnDollars were used until 1994, when the designers got off their lazy butts and the notes were redesigned. Instead of Captain 0 being on all the notes, each denomination had a different famous guy on it.
The 1994 series introduced a security feature that is still on UnDollars today: the invisible backside that makes them hard to copy. Also introduced that year was UnDollards, ten-thousandths of an UnDollar.
In 2000, a new series of UnDollars was made to celebrate the new millennium. This series was made of plastic.
In 2010, yet another series was made; the 2010 UnDollars are holographic.
2015 introduced the "mutual destruction of UnDollars", which means that if a UnDollar touches a negative UnDollar of equal value, both UnDollars will be annihilated.
In 2021, a giant space bank called the "Mint of UnUniverse" started construction, with the hope that they would have enough room to print new types of UnDollars here. This would later be renamed Mint of UnAnything.
In 2023 the Bank of UnWorld started rolling out UnCards alongside the UnBank app, under the branding "UnWorld Express Cards". These are very similar to credit cards as they store your money and have a chip inside of them. These extremely secure cards are still in testing in select countries and are expected to make an UnWorldwide launch in 2024-2025.
UnDollars over the Years[]
Current UnDollars[]
Note: If you can't read something then click the image to enhance it. Also, Negative UnDollars are produced by The Official Bank Of Hell.
Template[]
The new standardized UnDollar template, 2024 series. You just change colors, and it's a permanent new fake UnDollar. For those stuck in the raster dimension, Scampton has prepared a bitmap option that you can download and edit with GIMP here. Both templates require Arial, Futura Condensed Bold, and Twentieth Century Std Bold Condensed (and optionally French Script MT).
Please view your UnDollar in black-and-white first to look for contrast/readability issues before uploading it to the list of official UnDollars.