The UnCalendar is the calendar used in Kittehlandia.
Months of the UnYear
There are 1478 days in an UnYear. There are 63 or more days in each month in a UnYear. The month with the most days is Fanumarch, with 392.
Fregley is the first month of the UnYear, named after a kid with glasses. It has 94 days. It also has many events, most of them related to eating or drinking.
- 21st: Tubby Toast Day
- 34th: Drink Acid Day
- 47th: Eat a Pie Day
- 48th: First day of the golfing season
- 82nd: Eat Remotes Day
Yug is the second month of the UnYear. It has 63 days.
- 2nd: Raccoon City Day
- 3rd: Smack a Clown Day
- 8th: Sand Sculpture Contest
- 22nd: Build a Robot Day
- 28th: We Hate The Stupid One Day
- 59th: Torture Somebody Day
Mentil is the third month of the UnYear. It has 167 days.
- 1st: Mentil fools!
- 5th: Start of Obey Chuck Norris Parade
- 134th: End of Obey Chuck Norris Parade
Lontos is the fourth month of the UnYear. It has 123 days.
- 1st: Create a virus day
- 12th: Smack another clown day
- 123rd: Kill a clown day
Meenei is the fifth month of the UnYear. It has 81 days.
Flaap Jaack is the sixth month of the UnYear. It has 261 days.
Flaap Jaack Events
- 38th: National Teletubbies Appreciation Day
- 127th: Expand Dong Day
Teigareeoh is the seventh month of the UnYear. It has 211 days.
- 2nd: Beginning of the Bonzi Buddy Festival
Shupa Yug is the eighth month of the UnYear. It has 86 days, but almost every day is a holiday.
Shupa Yug Events
- 1st: Ending of the Bonzi Buddy Festival
- (more coming soon)
Fanumarch is the ninth month of the UnYear. It has 392 days, but only one holiday - UnChristmas, celebrated on the 372nd day of Fanumarch.
Meentoug is the tenth and last month of the UnYear. It has 223 days.
Days of the UnWeek
There are 5 days in an UnWeek: Xlrp, Trilp, Grop, Tollip, and Frydoy.
m's, Hours, Minutes, and Seconds
Same as DUMBST, but slowed down to adjust for Kittehlandia's different rotation period.
- One second in Kittehlandia time is 2.5 seconds in Real World time.