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62aa9b77365789ef3db7a493afd6dd57--comic-book-mad-hatter

Mad Hatter, celebrating his UnBirthday.

Which festival is celebrated 364 times in a year? You're right! UnBirthday!!!!! Happy UnBirthday to you (unless you were born today!) UnBirthday is a festival celebrated in any country, region and planet in the UnUniverse.

UnBirthday Song[]

Knock knock, who's there? It's me! Let's sing a song celebrating your UnBirthday!
Happy UnBirthday to us!
Happy UnBirthday to us!
Happy UnBirthday to You!
Happy UnBirthday to us!
A very merry UnBirthday to us, to us
A very merry UnBirthday to us, to us
If there are no objections, let it be unanimous
Oh, a very merry UnBirthday
A very merry UnBirthday
A very merry UnBirthday to us!
A very merry UnBirthday to me!
To who?
To me!
Oh you!
A very merry UnBirthday to you!
Who me?
Yes, you!
Oh, me!
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea!
A very merry UnBirthday to you!
Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
Imagine, just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four UnBirthdays!
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Why, then today's my UnBirthday too!
It is?
What a small world this is.
In that case...
A very merry UnBirthday,
To me?
To you!
A very merry UnBirthday
For me?
For you!
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true
A very merry UnBirthday to you!

Trivia[]

  • Chuck Norris celebrates his UnBirthday OVER 9000 times a year month week day hour minute second!
  • You have an 99.726209073667% chance celebrating your UnBirthday today.
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