So, if you ever seen one of these complaints on why the UnAnything Wiki sucks to us, and why it's considered a note of destruction to the universe, fandom and itself from power outages to eternal annihilation to the eradication of all Chewy Chews snacks? Well, you're about to witness one of your worst nightmares, aspirations and fears here at...
—the horrors of the UNANYTHING WIKI!
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What happens if you combine this very Wiki we've talked about before with the monstrosity of Adolf Hitler, Cthulhu and Tiddlytubbies? What happens if this very Wiki is an abomination of incomprehensibility? And[1] what happens when you run out of Cheesy snacks to gobble on your YTP videos?
Umm................. okay?
Behold... the wrath of the...
UNANYTHING-O-BOMINATION! |
(CUE EVIL LAUGHTER)
Well, what type of UnAnything-O-Bomination is it? Well, we have an idea. It's... you know... a Krampus-like creature who lurk behind your back every time you search on this wiki. It has got horns, a devilish tail and a mustache in the style of the only evil 'villain', DICK DASTARDLY!!! (Actually, we don't know what the UnAnything-O-Bomination is... right Mario? Okie dokie!) Sadly, he's actually got such a tragic backstory to it; he was born as a sore loser man-child, who never succeeded on math, English and science tests when he went to school... and oh boy, he had such a wonderful get-up-and-go life... NOT! NOT! NOT! But because viewers; especially you, are like goldfish, and goldfish have short-term memory, we are repeating some things to talk about the UnAnything-O-Bomination, repeating some things to talk about the UnAnything-O-Bomination, repeating some things to talk about the UnAnything-O-Bomination.
Will you be one of the people to be eradicated by the UnAnything-O-Bomination? Will you kill it? Well, let's find ou-
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SORRY IF THIS IS INTERRUPTED. What I was about to say is: "Will you be one of the people to be eradicated by the UnAnything-O-Bomination? Will you kill it? Well, let's find ou-..."
MHCCTMMHMNHMNTMNHTCTMMHNCTHMNHMTHMTHHNHMNHMNCTMHNMTCHHHMNGHHMHM!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS KEEPS ON GETTING INTERRUPTED! YOU MONSTER! YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!
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Well, fine! I'm just going to-
(The narrator was killed by the beast.)
People who are eradicated by the UnAnything-O-Bomination[]
- Humans
- You
- Weegee
- Bowser
- Cthulhu
- Princess Peach
- Tinky Winky
- Chuck Norris
- Homer Simpson
- Darth Vader
- Big Chungus
- Woody
- Invader Zim
People who WANT to eradicate the UnAnything-O-Bomination[]
- Mario
- Shaggy
- Adolf Hitler
- Dora the Explorer
- Sonic.EXE
- Kirby
- Earth
- Batman
- Elsa the Snow Queen
- Knuckles
- Satan
- 90% of celebrities
Destroying the existence of you and your planet
Mwahahahahahahaha! Now you and your world has been eradicated! Why!? Because this is the end! Not even Chuck Norris, Cthulhu nor Adolf Hitler will be able to save you!
Destroying the existence of you and your planet
Mwahahahahahahaha! Now you and your world has been eradicated! Why!? Because this is the end! Not even Chuck Norris, Cthulhu nor Adolf Hitler will be able to save you!
- ↑ Sorry, but a Grammar Nazi told me to do that.