WARNING!
This page documents wars that we actually fought in. This is a valuable record of this wiki's history. That means we ain't kiddin' round here kids!
(But we might exaggerate to make it sound more interesting than it actually was.)
UnWar II (known on the poster as UnWar II: Return of the Aggro) is a great conflict between the creators, administrators, and users of the UnAnything Wiki. The war started when bottled up cringe towards articles from KATMAKROFAN and DaTenthGate burst. Two distinct factions formed, alongside a neutral one and a non-existent one.
Factions[]
As with any war, there are two opposing forces, there was going to be a third one called Opposing Force but the war ended before it formed. These factions are more or less people's stances on the UnAnything Wiki's potential deletion.
Blue Shift's want the the wiki to become "STATUS: OBSERVATION TERMINATED" while the resistance wants to resist having the wiki be terminated. As for Opposing force? You'll have to wait and see.
Of course all these factions's names (and the one that never began) are H λ L F - L I F E references because H λ L F - L I F E (and it's sequel) are cool. Then Neutral came around and all this complicated stuff about opposing force having no people yet was likely going to form from Fandom Staff joining the war, so all teams can't be H λ L F - L I F E.
Members of Blue Shift[]
- KATMAKROFAN (Involuntary Commander)
- DaTenthGate
Members of The Resistance[]
- HippyDippyHoop6
- WarioWahWahShow
- Master Chief Peter Griffin Epic
- KogaraAikoKun11
- Cyberman18
- Scampton/MountWario (Commander)
- Cg097
- GNE0001
Neutral[]
Cause[]
KAKMAKROFAN disliked the wiki gary stu's, bans she had over the years, dead memes, UnUnification, the project to unite all UnWikis, being “too slow” and incomplete, and inconsistent canon, and made a blog post detailing her distress and supposedly contacted Wikia Staff to close this wiki.
The battle to keep UnAnything or delete it[]
1 hour and 36 minutes after the initial blog post, HippyDippyHoop6 expressed distaste in the wiki closing, followed by other people and formed what would now be called member of The Resistance. Scampton would make a really long reply like she usually does and compare it to the shame UnAnything Team Rampage, and create this page and voluntarily become a commander in the process.
However DaTenthGate the other bureaucrat after this would join KATMAKROFAN's side, forming Blue Shift. GNE0001 would make a thread asking KogaraAikoKun11 a question about wiki adoptions. Cg097 and KogaraAikoKun11 would participate in the discussion however they all got demoted and blocked for "planning a coup."
Scampton meanwhile would tell The Resistance in her call to action blog post what they could do to keep the wiki alive, followed by asking to adopt the wiki from KATMAKROFAN. This convinced KATMAKROFAN to promote Scampton's and Cg097 to bureaucrat status. Scampton minutes after the war ended would undo all blocks occurred during the war, leaving The Resistance victorious.
Aftermath[]
However, tensions between the two co-powers arose months later, because you can't go back once you promote someone to bureaucrat... 5 months later, a new war would start when the users she promoted refused to let her back in... Read more at UnAnything Wiki:UnCold War.
Also of note, a month after the war KATMAKROFAN promoted VestaServal to bureaucrat, 2 months after the war Scampton promoted KogaraAikoKun11 to bureaucrat, and a few months after that in November, Cg097 voluntarily resided from Bureaucrat.
UnWar of the French Legal-men[]
Sometime later, like after UnWar 3 later, when we made the poster for this page, KATMAKROFAN (then renamed KMFStudios (now Lolcatistan)) attempted to ignite another UnWar... all over an original UnCharacter. She claimed she'd cause the wiki to be shutdown. However, what truly started the dumpster fire that was this super crisis was the announcement that she was going to DMCA us over the use of her OC.
Ultimately, we just laughed it off. After all, would they really accept the fact KMF was going to DMCA us over an OC? However, as we feared and then just laughed it off, Kirkburn suddenly came and deleted it. KMF had successfully sent the DMCA notice.
As we tried defending the fact that we fairly used her OC, we lost hope. That is until Pega decided to add Dee to the group chat because he wanted to discuss things out with KMF, and he convinced KMF and everyone else to be neutral.
Ever since that, KMF has forgiven almost all of us and we are all neutral now, heck she's even unbanned now. It comes to show that we don't need to go far into UnWar, after all! In the aftermath, we all hugged each other in open arms (not really) and said sorry about what had happened and everyone was neutral. That's it. NOTHING ELSE. GO HOME NOW!!
In December of 2022, KMF released said OC under a Creative Commons license, so Vesta restored it on December 24 at the encouragement of the mysterious George, who told him to use his own judgement. Later, on January 6, 2024, the OC in question was transferred to Vesta, which basically erased any possibility for further conflict from these issues.
Unfortunately, the next UnWar came first.