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Squidward

Squidward Tentacles

Cquote1 Does this look unsure to you? Cquote2
Squidward
Cquote1 Come on you lazy Mary! Start rubbin' me with some of that chocolate! Cquote2
Squidward to one of his minions
Squidward has a screaming sparta remix!

Squidward has a screaming sparta remix!

Himself at the bathroom

Cquote1 "WHY DID YOU SQUIRT INK ON MY FABULOUS FACE! WHYYYYYY!? I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" Cquote2
Spongebob after Squidward inked on his face


Squidward Tentacles is what you would call a grizzly grunion of a neighbour. He has A LOT of enemies including Mr. Krabs,Patrick Star and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Squidward

Very wierd...

His tentacles are often squeezed as divers are confused if it is a slimy, gruseome space creature invading underwater. He also works his head off at The Krusty Krab. He can also ink on SpongeBob's face if he is angry. SpongeBob is planning his revenge, which is biting all his tentacles straight off. His evil clone and high school rival, Squilliam Fancyson always beats him in everyting he does. He's also much stronger that Squidward. Squidward was once stared at by Weegee, creating Sqeegee. Squidward's father never hugged him. Squidward also enjoys causing deafness with his torture devices, AKA clarinets.

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