UnAnything Trading Card Shame

Not to be confused with Cards

The UnAnything Trading Card Shame or UnAnything TCS is essentially the UnAnything Wiki's ripoff of Pokémon Cards. It involves players taking turns to thrash each other and then get in a fistfight when one loses.

How 2 plaey

Both players start with a deck, which they must shuffle. There is a certain number of lives decided by the players, at which once a player loses all their lives, they lose the game. Each player takes turns to use the cards in their hand, with one card at the forefront - once the card loses all HP, the player loses a life. Simples! :)

List of Cards

Series 1 (2021)

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Captain 0

200 HP

Gun Flip a coin, if heads, the foe loses 50 HP. Awesomeness The foe loses an extra 10HP for the next 3 turns due to the sheer awesomeness of Captain 0.

Medium-Rare

Card № 0000

Captain 1

190 HP

Evil smack!!! Captain 1 punches the foe and they lose 40HP Ugly The Uglyness of Captain 1 causes 20 HP lost, and deals 5 extra HP for the next 4 turns.

Medium-Rare

Card № 0001

Kat and Ana

160 HP

Katana Kat and Ana slice up the opponent, taking 40 HP. Ninja Dodge Flip a Coin. If heads, Kat and Ana will avoid the enemy's attack this turn and go first the next.

Uncommon

Card № 0002

Sans

130 HP

Bad Time Sans beats the living sh*t out of your foe removing 10 HP each of the next 3 turns. Trombone Sans' trombone skills take 35 HP from your foe.

Uncommon

Card № 0003

Empire State Building

300 HP

Don't Be Racist Empire State Building sings a song about racism that lowers everybody's guard, letting attacks deal double the next turn. Collapse Empire State Building collapses, dealing a third of everyone's HP but at the cost of the card itself. Card cannot be used after this attack.

Uncommon

Card № 0004

Your Mom

90 HP

You Are Grounded Grounded Grounded Flip a Coin. If heads, Your Mom grounds (immobilizes) the opponent for this turn and the next. Claw Your Mom uses her claw on the enemy, dealing 30 HP.

Common

Card № 0005

Dawn and Dusk

120 HP

Axe Flip a coin twice. For every heads, Dawn's axe will deal 30 HP to the enemy. Dagger Flip a coin. If heads, Dusk's dagger will deal 20 HP to the opponent. The foe will lose 10 HP for the next three turns.

Common

Card № 0006

James Hetfield

120 HP

YEYEAH James Hetfield screams “YEYEAH” and shoots the foe, dealing 30 damage. F*CK James Hetfield swears at the foe. This offends them, halving the strength of the next attack.

Common

Card № 0007