UnAnything Trading Card Shame

Not to be confused with Cards

The UnAnything Trading Card Shame or UnAnything TCS is essentially the UnAnything Wiki's ripoff of Pokémon Cards. It involves players taking turns to thrash each other and then get in a fistfight when one loses.

How 2 plaey

Both players start with a deck, which they must shuffle. There is a certain number of lives decided by the players, at which once a player loses all their lives, they lose the game. Each player takes turns to use the cards in their hand, with one card at the forefront - once the card loses all HP, the player loses a life. Simples! :)

List of Cards

Series 1 (2021)

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Captain 0

200 HP

Gun Flip a coin, if heads, the foe loses 50 HP. Awesomeness The foe loses an extra 10HP for the next 3 turns due to the sheer awesomeness of Captain 0.

Medium-Rare

Card № 0000

Captain 1

190 HP

Evil smack!!! Captain 1 punches the foe and they lose 40HP Ugly The Uglyness of Captain 1 causes 20 HP lost, and deals 5 extra HP for the next 4 turns.

Medium-Rare

Card № 0001

Kat and Ana

160 HP

Katana Kat and Ana slice up the opponent, taking 40 HP. Ninja Dodge Flip a Coin. If heads, Kat and Ana will avoid the enemy's attack this turn and go first the next.

Uncommon

Card № 0002

Sans

130 HP

Bad Time Sans beats the living sh*t out of your foe removing 10 HP each of the next 3 turns. Trombone Sans' trombone skills take 35 HP from your foe.

Uncommon

Card № 0003

Empire State Building

300 HP

Don't Be Racist The Empire State Building sings a song about racism that lowers everybody's guard, letting attacks deal double the next turn. Collapse The Empire State Building collapses, dealing ⅓ of everyone's HP at the cost of the card itself. Card cannot be used after this attack.

Uncommon

Card № 0004

Your Mom

90 HP

You Are Grounded Grounded Grounded Flip a Coin. If heads, Your Mom grounds (immobilizes) the opponent for this turn and the next. Claw Your Mom uses her claw on the enemy, dealing 30 HP.

Common

Card № 0005

Dawn and Dusk

120 HP

Axe Flip a coin twice. For every heads, Dawn's axe will deal 30 HP to the enemy. Dagger Flip a coin. If heads, Dusk's dagger will deal 20 HP to the opponent. The foe will lose 10 HP for the next three turns.

Common

Card № 0006

James Hetfield

120 HP

YEYEAH James Hetfield screams “YEYEAH” and shoots the foe, dealing 30 HP. F*CK James Hetfield swears at the foe. This offends them, halving the strength of the next attack.

Common

Card № 0007

Squidward Tentacles

90 HP

Clarinent Squidward plays his clarinet for 2 turns, causing 20 HP each turn. Squid Ink Flip a coin. If heads, Squidward shoots Squid Ink at the foe, causing them to potentially miss the next turn.

Worthless Cr*p

Card № 0008

Sonic the Hedgehog

150 HP

Spin Dash Sonic Spin Dashes the foe, dealing 30 HP. Chaos Emeralds Flip a Coin. If heads, Sonic turns into Super Sonic for the next turn, meaning he is invincible to most attacks and his attacks do double.

Uncommon

Card № 0009

Yoshikoopa

190 HP

Create Create the UnAnything Wiki and weaken the foe's attacks by 40HP. This can only be done once. Kingly Gun Shoots the foe, dealing 45 HP!

Medium-Rare

Card № 0010

Javilus

175 HP

Cool Design Make a cool character design and return the damage the foe dealt on their last turn. FIRE Javilus incinerates the foe, dealing 10HP of damage, and 60 in pre-Jungle Inferno afterburn damage the next turn. Other Javili do not experience the afterburn.

Uncommon

Card № 0011

MountWario

190 HP

Administrate Ban the oppponents, dealing 40 HP. Archive MountWario archives all the images and heals 50 of his own HP.

Uncommon

Card № 0012

VestaServal

180 HP

Furry You are a furry, this hurts the foe by 40HP. Canadia You eat maple syrup and your next attack does +10 HP.

Uncommon

Card № 0013

DeeDOS69

120 HP

MS Pain-t You bring the pain in paint and deal 30 damage. Strangesmack You destroy all strangeness and deal an 10 damage to the foe over the next 3 turns. This attack can only be used once.

Common

Card № 0014

HippyDippyHoop

150 HP

Chewy Chews A blitz of Chewy Chews tins is brought onto the opponent, this deals 25 damage Edit Streak Special You go on a massive 365 day edit streak, deals 10 damage but increases attack by 7 and decreases health by 10. Can only be used twice.

Common

Card № 0015

GNEgg

30 HP

Shart You shart, angering the foe, increasing their next attack by 20HP. Well done idiot! Scream You scream at the foe, annoying them, increasing their next attack by 20HP. Well done idiot!

Worthless Cr*p

Card № 0016

Berry the Mew

137 HP

Bass Boosted Headphones You blast an extremely loud song at the opponents for 2 turns, dealing 25 HP every turn. Hyper Beam Berry charges his Hyper Beam for this turn, and then shoots the foe the next. The beam does 60 HP.

Common

Card № 0017

Chuck Norris (C2)

250 HP

Roundhouse Kick Chuck Roundhouses the opponent, dealing 75 HP. AK-47 Chuck shoots the foe for 3 turns, dealing 20 HP every turn.

Medium-Rare

Card № 0020

Jack Frost

100 HP

Hee Ho The power of Hee and Ho increases all frost magic power on the battlefield tenfold. Bufu Standard ice magic. Flip 3 coins, 0-1 heads 50 damage, 2 heads 60 damage and the enemy unable to attack the next turn. Flip 3 coins and Jack Frost casts a spell he knows, and freezes the opponent's card in solid ice dealing 1760 damage.

Common

Card № 0021

Fire Wario

370 HP

Burn “I'm-a burning! Each time I use-a this move I lose 40 HP.” Deals 60 HP. Flame Engulfment “The embers'll consume-a me whole. I won't-a be able to recover after this.” Deals 200 HP, card burns after use.

Rare

Card № 0022

Ralph Wiggum

110 HP

Hug Flip a coin. If heads, the foe decides to make positive life choices and donates 30 of their HP to charity. If tails, Ralph trips and loses 100 HP. Nose Pick The foe is grossed out for one turn. During this turn, the foe cannot do anything.

Common

Card № 0023