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The UnAnything Trading Card Shame or UnAnything TCS is essentially the UnAnything Wiki's ripoff of Pokémon Cards. It involves players taking turns to thrash each other and then get in a fistfight when one loses.
Both players start with a deck, which they must shuffle. There is a certain number of lives decided by the players, at which once a player loses all their lives, they lose the game. Each player takes turns to use the cards in their hand, with one card at the forefront - once the card loses all HP, the player loses a life. Simples! :) If you're really good, then maybe you can go to the World Campionship at the UnAnything Trading Card Shame: Battle Arena!
List of Cards[]
Series 1 (2021)[]
Series 1 of the UnAnything Trading Card Shame was released in Japan, Europe and North America on November 7th, 2021. It contains 51 different cards (0000 - 0050) each featuring a different character.
The first series tin released in North America on November 7th, 2021 following an announcement a few months earlier. A day later was when the tin was released in Japan, on November 8th. A Europe release happened on December 30th. Series 2 has been announced for early 2022.
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Captain 0
200 HP
Gun
Flip a coin, if heads, the foe loses 50 HP.
Awesomeness
The foe loses an extra 10HP for the next 3 turns due to the sheer awesomeness of Captain 0.
Medium-Rare
Card № 0000
Captain 1
190 HP
Evil smack!!!
Captain 1 punches the foe and they lose 40HP
Ugly
The Uglyness of Captain 1 causes 20 HP lost, and deals 5 extra HP for the next 4 turns.
Medium-Rare
Card № 0001
Kat and Ana
160 HP
Katana
Kat and Ana slice up the opponent, taking 40 HP.
Ninja Dodge
Flip a Coin. If heads, Kat and Ana will avoid the enemy's attack this turn and go first the next.
Uncommon
Card № 0002
Sans
130 HP
Bad Time
Sans beats the living sh*t out of your foe removing 10 HP each of the next 3 turns.
Trombone
Sans' trombone skills take 35 HP from your foe.
Uncommon
Card № 0003
Empire State Building
300 HP
Don't Be Racist
The Empire State Building sings a song about racism that lowers everybody's guard, letting attacks deal double the next turn.
Collapse
The Empire State Building collapses, dealing ⅓ of everyone's HP at the cost of the card itself. Card cannot be used after this attack.
Uncommon
Card № 0004
Your Mom
90 HP
You Are Grounded Grounded Grounded
Flip a Coin. If heads, Your Mom grounds (immobilizes) the opponent for this turn and the next.
Claw
Your Mom uses her claw on the enemy, dealing 30 HP.
Common
Card № 0005
Dawn
120 HP
Axe
Flip a coin twice. For every heads, Dawn's axe will deal 30 HP to the enemy.
Piplup
Dawn's Piplup will begin shooting bubbles at the opponent. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe will take 15 damage for 4 turns. If tails, the foe will only take 5 damage for 2 turns.
Common
Card № 0006
James Hetfield
120 HP
YEYEAH
James Hetfield screams “YEYEAH” and shoots the foe, dealing 30 HP.
F*CK
James Hetfield swears at the foe. This offends them, halving the strength of the next attack.
Common
Card № 0007
Squidward Tentacles
110 HP
Clarinent
Squidward plays his clarinet for 2 turns, dealing 25 HP each turn.
Squid Ink
Flip a coin. If heads, Squidward shoots Squid Ink at the foe, causing them to potentially miss the next turn. (Forces their attack to require a coin flip, stacks with other coin flips)
Common
Card № 0008
Sonic the Hedgehog
150 HP
Spin Dash
Sonic Spin Dashes the foe, dealing 30 HP.
Chaos Emeralds
Flip a Coin. If heads, Sonic turns into Super Sonic for the next turn, meaning he is invincible to most attacks and his attacks do double.
Uncommon
Card № 0009
Yoshikoopa
190 HP
Create
Create the UnAnything Wiki and weaken the foe's attacks by 40HP. This can only be done once.
Kingly Gun
Shoots the foe, dealing 45 HP!
Medium-Rare
Card № 0010
Javilus
175 HP
Cool Design
Make a cool character design and return the damage the foe dealt on their last turn.
FIRE
Javilus incinerates the foe, dealing 10HP of damage, and 60 in pre-Jungle Inferno afterburn damage the next turn. Other Javili do not experience the afterburn. Does 3x damage to Fire Wario.
Uncommon
Card № 0011
MountWario
190 HP
Administrate
Ban the oppponents, dealing 40 HP.
Archive
MountWario archives all the images and heals 50 of his own HP.
Uncommon
Card № 0012
VestaServal
180 HP
Furry
You are a furry, this hurts the foe by 40HP.
Canadia
You eat maple syrup and your next attack does +10 HP.
Uncommon
Card № 0013
DeeDOS69
120 HP
MS Pain-t
You bring the pain in paint and deal 30 damage.
Strangesmack
You destroy all strangeness and deal an 10 damage to the foe over the next 3 turns. This attack can only be used once.
Common
Card № 0014
HippyDippyHoop
150 HP
Chewy Chews
A blitz of Chewy Chews tins is brought onto the opponent, this deals 25 damage
Edit Streak Special
You go on a massive 365 day edit streak, deals 10 damage but increases attack by 7 and decreases health by 10. Can only be used twice.
Common
Card № 0015
GNEgg
30 HP
Shart
You shart, angering the foe, increasing their next attack by 20HP. Well done idiot!
Scream
You scream at the foe, annoying them, increasing their next attack by 20HP. Well done idiot!
Worthless Cr*p
Card № 0016
Berry the Mew
137 HP
Bass Boosted Headphones
You blast an extremely loud song at the opponents for 2 turns, dealing 25 HP every turn.
Hyper Beam
Berry charges his Hyper Beam for this turn, and then shoots the foe the next. The beam does 60 HP.
Common
Card № 0017
Lord Swagger the 10th
150 HP
Cigar
Lord Swagger Smokes a Fat Blunt, healing 25 HP.
Sniper Rifle
Lord Swagger 360 No-Scopes the foe, taking away 35 HP. This attack always goes first.
Common
Card № 0018
Zapizzaz
130 HP
Work
Work at the UnAnything HQ to earn 45 HP back, but at the cost of this turn and the next.
Pizza
Feed the foe Pizza, healing them for 15 HP but halving their attack power during the process.
Common
Card № 0019
Chuck Norris (C2)
250 HP
Roundhouse Kick
Chuck Roundhouses the opponent, dealing 75 HP.
AK-47
Chuck shoots the foe for 3 turns, dealing 20 HP every turn.
Medium-Rare
Card № 0020
Jack Frost
100 HP
Hee Ho
The power of Hee and Ho increases all ice magic damage on the battlefield by 20 HP.
Bufu
Standard ice magic. Flip 3 coins, 0-1 heads 50 damage, 2 heads 60 damage and the enemy unable to attack the next turn. Flip 3 coins and Jack Frost casts a spell he doesn't know, and freezes the opponent's card in solid ice dealing 1760 damage.
Common
Card № 0021
Fire Wario
160 HP
Burn
“I'm-a burning! Each time I use-a this move I lose 40 HP.” Deals 60 HP.
Flame Engulfment
“The embers'll consume-a me whole. I won't-a be able to recover after this.” Deals 100 HP, card combusts after use.
Medium-Rare
Card № 0022
Ralph Wiggum
110 HP
Hug
Flip a coin. If heads, the foe decides to make positive life choices and donates 30 of their HP to charity. If tails, Ralph trips and loses 100 HP.
Nose Pick
The foe is grossed out for one turn. During this turn, the foe cannot do anything.
Common
Card № 0023
THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
160 HP
Nyehehe!!!
The great Papyrus shall Capture you.. and take 45 of your HP!! Nyehehe!
MY SECRET ATTACK!
You turn blue.. that's it! (Lowers attack by 60%.)
Uncommon
Card № 0024
Tinky Winky
140 HP
Stupid
Your stupidity causes the foe to go braindead and deal 10 less damage on each attack.
Eh-Oh
You pull out a WMD and blast away 35 of the foe's HP.
Common
Card № 0025
Dipsy
120 HP
Lazer Armor
You stregthen your lazer armor for this turn, causing damage delt towards you to be halved, with other half being dealt back to the opposing card.
Ray Gun
You pull out a Ray Gun and shoot the foe, taking away 30 HP.
Common
Card № 0026
Laa-Laa
130 HP
Tubby Toast
You eat some Tubby Toast, healing you for 25 HP.
Knife
You stab the foe with a knife, draining away 35 of their HP.
Common
Card № 0027
Po
150 HP
Fruit Loop of Doom
You shoot a JPEG beam at the enemy, getting rid of 40 HP.
TV Tummy
Po uses the TV on her belly to hypnotize the foe. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe is immobilized for the next turn.
Common
Card № 0028
Spamton NEO
130 HP
[Pipis]
[Shoot] PIPIS AT THE [Enemy], DEALING [40] HP
[Bluelight Specil]
TOGGLES DEFENSE MODE ON AND OFF. IN DEFENSE MODE, THE [Foe's] ATTACKS ARE NOW [50% Off], WITH THE [Low Low Price] OF YOUR ATTACKS BEING AT A [50% Discount] TOO.
Uncommon
Card № 0029
Sailor Moon
150 HP
Moon Tiara Action
Throw your Tiara at enemies, taking 40 HP away from them!
Moon Healing Escalation
Heal yourself 25 HP usng your Moon Stick!
Uncommon
Card № 0030
Mario
131 HP
Jump
You jump on the foes head, dealing 30 HP!
It's-a-me!
It's-a-you! You cook spaghetti and heal 25 of your own HP!
Common
Card № 0031
Luigi
60 HP
Wet Pants
You wet your pants out of fear, and therefore waste a turn.
Cry
You cry in the corner, and therefore waste a turn.
Worthless Cr*p
Card № 0032
Princess Peach
80 HP
Parasol
You hit the foe with your Parasol, dealing 25 HP.
Get Kidnapped
You get kiddnapped by Bowser. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe will chase after him and embark on an adventure, effectively eliminating it. This card gets discarded after using this move.
Common
Card № 0033
Waluigi
125 HP
Tennis Racket
You wack your Tennis Racket at the foe, taking away 30 HP!
Taco
You eat a taco, healing you for 60 HP. Do note that the next turn you will sh*t your pants, losing 20 HP.
Common
Card № 0034
WaTinky Winky
160 HP
Shotgun
You shoot the foe with a gun, dealing 30 HP.
Wa-ify
You throw yourself into the Wa-Machine and your attacks deal 10 extra damage. Can stack, but only up to WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky (4 Times), as you'll ASPLODE (Card instantly gets discarded) if you go any further.
Uncommon
Card № 0035
King Harkinian
150 HP
DINNER
You eat DINNER, healing yourself for 25 HP.
Dinner Blaster
You shoot DINNER at the foe, shaving off 35 HP!
Common
Card № 0036
Kris
151 HP
Suicune
Kris's Suicune uses Ice Beam on the foe, blasting off 30 HP. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe is immobilized for the next turn.
Typhlosion
Kris's Typhlosion uses Flamethrower on the foe, burning away 25 HP. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe gets hit for 15 afterburn damage next turn.
Common
Card № 0037
Link
140 HP
Sword
Slash your Master Sword at the foe, dealing 40 HP!
Shield
Flip a coin. If heads, Link blocks the enemy's attack with his shield!
Common
Card № 0038
Sunflower
70 HP
Sun
You gain some Sun thanks to the Sunflower, making your next card have 10 extra HP. This attack stacks.
Pick Seeds
Sunflower causes both player's hands to be discarded, Reshuffle the decks they have, and draw 3 cards.
Uncommon
Card № 0039
Bowser
180 HP
Fire
Breath Fire at the enemy, dealing 40 HP! Takes away 10 HP for the next 3 turns.
Hammer
You throw hammers at the opponent, hitting them for 50 HP!
Medium-Rare
Card № 0040
Pepsiman
165 HP
Pepsi
Spray Pepsi at the enemy, dealing 40 HP and causing their next attack to always go last.
Crystal Pepsi
Drink some 20-year old Crystal Pepsi, healing yourself for 25 HP!
Uncommon
Card № 0041
I LIKE TRAINS KID
90 HP
I Like Trains
You say "I Like Trains.", causing a Train to hit you and the foe, losing 90 HP. Discard yourself after use.
Do The Flop
Summon the Do The Flop Guy, making you and the enemy faceplant on the ground. Both you and the opponet lose 50 HP.
Uncommon
Card № 0042
Baby Yoshi
75 HP
Eat
Flip 3 Coins. 0 Heads = Nothing, 1 Heads = Bite the foe. 20 HP, 2 Heads = Chomp on the foe's Frontal Lobe. 35 HP + Heal 20 HP, 3 Heads = Consume the foe whole. Instakills the opponent.
Spit Out
Throw up a wrench that hits the enemy, knocking off 25 HP.
Common
Card № 0043
Freddy Fazbear
140 HP
Jumpscare
Jumpscare the foe, giving them a heart attack that deals 30 HP.
Toreador March
Play the Toreador March song for this turn, causing the foe's guard to go down and lose hope. Your jumpscare now does 75 HP for the next turn!
Uncommon
Card № 0044
SpongeBob SquarePants
150 HP
Bubbles
Blow Bubbles at the foe. Flip a coin. If heads, the foe decides to have fun with the bubbles during their turn instead of using any of their moves.
Krabby Patty
Cook yourself a Krabby Patty, healing yourself for 30 HP!
Common
Card № 0045
4
140 HP
Screech
Flip a coin. If heads, you screech at the foe, stunning them for this turn.
Four!!!
You wack Golf Balls at the enemy for the rest of the time Four is alive, dealing 4 damage every turn. This stacks each time you use this attack.
Common
Card № 0046
Capricorn
160 HP
Ram
You headbutt the foe, taking away 50 HP, but at the cost of 20 of your own HP.
Tail Slap
You slap your fish tail at the enemy, taking away 35 HP!
Uncommon
Card № 0047
Fatman
185 HP
Fatarang
Throw your fatty fatarang at the enemy, dealing 20 HP.
Roll
Roll towards the foe to crush them! Deals 45 HP, but Fatman will keep going during the next turn (not dealing any damage) and crash.
Uncommon
Card № 0048
Barney
150 HP
Eat
Barney will eat the foe during this turn, then spit them out the next. Each turn causes the foe to take 35 HP. The foe's attacks do 1.5x more while being eaten.
Butcher Knife
Barney cuts up the opponent with his butcher knife, dealing 30 HP.
Common
Card № 0049
Metal Sonic
175 HP
Energy Beam
Shoot an Energy Beam at the enemy, dealing 40 HP!
Fly
Fly towards the foe, slamming your body into them. This does 90 HP but takes two turns to do and takes away one third of your health as well.
Uncommon
Card № 0050
Series 2 (2022)[]
Sereis 2 is set to be released February 1st, 2022 in North America and Europe, then in Japan on February 5th, 2022. It will contain even more cards than the previous series, and will introduce new UNDEFEATABLE cards, which will feature stronger abilities and higher statistics than the regular cards. UNDEFEATABLE Cards need their respective regular card (For instance, and UNDEFEATABLE Chuck Norris Card will need to be stacked with the Chuck Norris Card) to be Promoted and used.
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Eho
140 HP
Legendary White Teletubby
Your goodness and innocence heals 30 of your HP.
Silver Loop
Your head-square-thingy releases bubbles of chlorine gas which deals 35 HP of damage to the foe.
Common
Card № 0051
Doddy
120 HP
Candee Cane
Doddy beats the foe with a cane, dealing 10 HP damage across each of the next four turns. Another attack cannot be used during this time.
Candee Crush
Your opponent gets crushed by Doddy, dealing 30 HP worth of damage.
Common
Card № 0052
Mumu
100 HP
Censor
BBC Censors Mumu from the battle. Flip a coin. If heads, the opponent will miss their next attack due to the censor bars blocking their view.
Realize
Mumu will realize that he is in a battle. Flip a coin. If heads, this realization will reflect the opponent's next attack for half HP somehow.
Common
Card № 0053
Thumper
130 HP
Summon Lythronax
Thumper summons Lythronax and has it bite the foe for 45 HP.
Be a Cannibal
You crunch down on some bunny meat, healing yourself for 20 health.
Uncommon
Card № 0054
Teepo
90 HP
Try to Read
You try to read a book, but cannot since your blind. You hurt yourself for 10 HP after straining your eyes.
Clean Noo-Noo
You clean Noo-Noo during the turn, wasting it. Noo-Noo sucks with his vacuum nose too, causing any of the opponent's coin-related attacks to always hit heads.
Worthless Cr*p
Card № 0055
Ruggut
110 HP
Spy
Flip a coin. If heads, then the opponent must show you the next three cards of their deck.
Grow Fur
You grow your fur, making any attacks deal 5 less HP dealt to yourself. Stacks up to four times (20 less HP dealt). Any attacks that deal less than that defense will simply do 0 damage.
Uncommon
Card № 0056
Tado
80 HP
Shoot Potato
Shoots a Potato at the foe, dealing 25 HP.
Eat Potato
Eats a Potato, healing back 25 HP.
Common
Card № 0057
Asplode Tinky Winky
200 HP
Summon Jellyfish
Summons a Jellyfish that zaps the foe for 25 HP. Flip 2 Coins. Different Jellyfish can be summoned depending on order. (Air = 2 Tails, Earth = Tails, Heads, deals 2x HP, Ice = Heads, Tails, Freezes for next turn, Fire = 2 Heads, deals 15 HP for the next 4 turns)
Tubby Custard Explosion
Turns into Tubby Custard and Asplodes. Deals 75 HP to the foe but deals 100 HP to self.
Medium-Rare
Card № 0058
Telephobia
260 HP
Nuclear Laz0r
Shoots a Laz0r at the foe, dealing 45 HP.
Radiation Poisoning
This Move will deal 10 HP of damage to the opponents for the rest of the time Telephobia is on the stage. This move is automatically used once Telephobia enters the stage.
Rare
Card № 0059
UNDEFEATABLE Telephobia
340 HP
Nuclear Madness
The opponent gets dealt for 30 damage for gazing at Telephobia. The foe gets dealt 10 HP for the rest of the battle until they DIE. This move can be used repeatedly, but but after-damage does NOT stack.
Nuclear Explosion
Telephobia Nukes the entire battlefield, dealing 200 HP to anything inside of the Battlefield. This card shall be discarded after using this move.
NNFT
Card № 0060
Hungry Pumkin
300 HP
I’m very hungry!
The opponent gets dealt for 10 damage as the pumkin yells into the ears “I’M VERY HUNGRY!”
No, I don’t want that!
YEETs the plate back at your opponent. Enemy card can’t be used for 1 turn.
Common
Card № 0061
Cold Caller
100 HP
Stand Still
Immunity to 1 attack of 1 damage or more.
Throw
Throws a snowball at you, dealing 5 damage. This is meant as a throwaway card!
Throw this thing away!
Card № 0062
Dr. Who
150 HP
Into the TARDIS
Slams the TARDIS on your opponent. Dealing 27 damage
Time Travel!!!
Goes back to 65,000,000 BC to steal a T. Rex and makes it eat your opponent's card killing it instantly