—The UnAnything Team, working on a problem they just can't seem to figure out.
TEH STOOPIZ UNNTEEEEM!!!
OLD UNTEAM 2013
AN EEVIN URLEEYURR UNNTEEEEM!!!
The UnAnything Team are a bunch of stupid humans who try and FAIL to document all the stuff in the UnUniverse. In fact, I am a member of the UnAnything Team. I'm so stupid, I just called myself stupid. As you can see, we are not the most professional news team/scientists/idiots/writers. However, the UnAnything Team is solely responsible for the greatest wiki of all time.
The UnAnything Team was originally formed all the way back in the 2010s as a vigilante group of super-action hero ninja guys. Back then they were simply known as "The Team". Eventually they realized they were not super-action hero ninja guys, and were actually just really proficient writers in the language of nonsense. We think they were trying to write, but nobody knows. Captain 0 noticed their incredible skill, and convinced all of them to join this wiki and live in the UnAnything Headquarters. So they became the UnAnything Team.
They then trained for thousands of years thanks to a hole Chuck Norris kicked in the space-time continuum. But the training accomplished absolutely nothing, as they'd all be sucked into a big massive vortex that went to the Real World. So Captain 0 had to train a new UnAnything Team to be immune to vortexes through intensive swimming training (to some avail). Occasionally these vortexes (called Vortexans by absolutely nobody) still appear from time to time.
Today, The UnAnything Team runs around like the group of idiots it has always been, pretending to be actually accomplishing something when it's not in a war with itself for... idk, reasons?
It has been recently found out they're absolutely not unfunny. In fact, they are very funny.
Explanation of Powers[]
Stuff the UnAnything Team documents (Makes pages about) can be revised (Edits), and sometimes we erase information (Page deletion) which is inaccurate; any and all irregularities being attributed to a substance known as Plotholium. The UnAnything Team, being able to manipulate the UnUniverse in this way even has the power to purge Undefeatables from existence, or make them never Undefeatable in the first place. Of course this means that we're Undefeatable in our own right, as the most powerful force ever conceived! Also, the UnAnything Team can use haki in case they need to beat the crap out of somebody.
So after reading ALL of that don't you think we're the coolest task-force of volunteer writers ever conceived? I didn't think so.