UnAnything Wiki

What is UnAnything? UnAnything is a humor wiki that's been running for over a decade. Want to edit? Read the rules, because your edits won't be saved unless you follow the instructions within. But if you're just curious about us, you can read the guide. Be sure to also check out our Discord! Have fun!

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Unanything headquarters

UnAnything Headquarters.

The UnAnything Headquarters are located somewhere across the galaxy. They are where the UnAnything Team live. There are 10 UnAnything Headquarters because there are 10 letters in the word "UnAnything". 2 of the UnAnything Headquarters are destroyed by Captain 1. We are currently working on the 2 UnAnything Headquarters. The constructions of the 2 UnAnything Headquarters are expected to end in 2023. 5 of them are in the universe, while 5 of them are in the UnWorld. The 5 UnWorld locations are: Captain 0 Land, UnAmerica, Zendaxia, Koridai, and the UnUnited Kingdom.

Uthq

A photo of the UnAnything Team HQ.

Ever since the Captain 1 attacks, the remaining 8 HQs were given a defense system: a satellite that detects if Captain 1, or any other evil Number Captains, come near, the 2 destroyed bases will get one upon repair, too. All HQs also have an arcade machine that plays UnAnything Wiki:The Game, and at least 6 digital copies of objectively the most important cook book ever don't @ me.

We also produced UnAnything: The MOVIE in these buildings, and the movie was a huge success and was the best grossing movie EVER. It was so good, we made UnAnything: The MOVIE 2, and UnAnything: The Movie 3, but we aren't sure about UnAnything: The Movie 4. We will get round to making it, but we haven't yet, because we lost our filming equipment in Zendaxia, but Captain F is gonna go get them later, and give them back to us.

Our HUGE arsenal of Stuff[]

We have LOTS and LOTS of Stuff, so much that we store them in all 10 of our HQ's. Our arsenal of stuff includes:

Vehicles[]

  • At least a billion cars, including Captain 0's Car.
  • 9999 spaceships.
  • 50 Helikopter Helikopter "helicopters".
  • 50 planes.
  • 400 train carriages.
  • 10000 trucks.
  • 6000 buses (1000 electric, with Divide by Zero emission) (100 of them have guns on the roof, kinda like the battle bus in Fortnite)
  • 5 space stations.
  • 10 blimps.
  • Lotsa drones (for our Amazon packages, of course.
  • 500 ships, including the Big Ship o' Doom, and Captain 0's Ship.
  • A huge cruise ship. Tickets for the public are Un$400, please!
  • Trucks with Infinite capacity, which not even NASA knows how they work.
  • 30 limousines to transport the UnAnything Staff.
  • 99999999999999999 trillion electric bikes and scooters (what's the point of the limos again?)
  • A very cool monorail about the length of my thumb, known as the UnMicroMonorail. (It's a lot bigger inside, don't you worry. The external size is to help with space, think of it like the TARDIS.) It runs along cables and wires, and can be anywhere.
  • A broomstick shared by DaWae and Marisa Kirisame.
  • A Cybertruck or two.
  • And a very long limo that is used to transport the King. It has 10 TV's with every channel, song and film for FREE, a swimming pool, a helicopter, a vending machine, a Play Station 5 and Xbox Series X AS WELL AS A FORCE FIELD!

Machinery[]

Our UnWorld HQs[]

We have 6 different HQ's around the UnWorld, in the UnUnited Kingdom, UnAmerica, Captain 0 Land, Koridai, South Africa and Zendaxia. We have 6 HQs for coverage on what happens in every continent, and all of our HQs are so cool!

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