Team America - America, F-ck Yeah! (Lyrics)
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UnAmerica, Fuck Yeah! is the national anthem of the United States of UnAmerica that was created the second the Electric Guitar was invented. This song replaced the boring national anthem of The Star spangled Banner which was used from 1776 to 1931.
The whole point of this song is to unify how far UnAmerica had came over 155 years of it’s known existence and whenever your in school they play this knowing the kids love rock and will dance to this and the kindergarteners will learn their first swear word and repeat it over and over again and be in deep shit with their parents. Oh Bob Saget!!!
O Say, can you see By tha dawnz early light What so proudly our crazy asses hailed At tha twilightz last gleaming? Whose broad stripes n' bright stars Through tha perilous fight O'er tha ramparts we watched Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming? And tha rockets' red glare Da bombs burstin up in air Gave proof all up in tha night That our flag was still there O say, do dat star-spangled banner yet wave O'er tha land of tha free n' tha home of tha brave
Lyrics[]
UnAmerica!!!
UnAmerica!!!!
*epic guitar kicks in*
UNAMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
COMIN’ AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, YEAH!!
UNAMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah!
Terrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have ta answer to
UnAmerica, FUCK yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
UnAmerica, fuck yeah!
What you gonna to do when we come for you now
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
Fuck yeah!
McDonald's, fuck yeah!
Wal-Mart, fuck yeah!
The Gap, fuck yeah!
Baseball, fuck yeah!
NFL, fuck yeah!
Rock and roll, fuck yeah!
The Internet, fuck yeah!
Slavery, fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Starbucks, fuck yeah!
Disney World, fuck yeah!
Porno, fuck yeah!
Valium, fuck yeah!
Reebok's, fuck yeah!
Fake tits, fuck yeah!
Sushi, fuck yeah!
Taco Bell, fuck yeah!
Rodeos, fuck yeah!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah?)
Fuck yeah!
Liberty, fuck yeah!
White Slips, fuck yeah!
The Alamo, fuck yeah!
Band-aids, fuck yeah!
Las Vegas, fuck yeah!
Christmas, fuck yeah!
Immigrants, fuck yeah!
Popeye, fuck yeah!
Demarcates, fuck yeah!
Republicans (fuck yeah?)
Fuck yeah!
Sportsmanship
Books
Trivia[]
- This song totally doesn’t come from the movie Team UnAmerica: World Police!
- This song cannot be more American than Stan Marsh.