Author's Note: It is recommended you read this article aloud. Feel free to confuse with You.

U in the middle of one of Ur morning stretches.

U are very ugly and stupid, and U are also a big jerk that should be shot. U should be shot! U SHOULD BE SHOT!

U were born to two stupid parents, and acted like an idiot. U have always been the stupidest and loser-est person ever. Everyone wanted U dead. Of course, U survived, and became the monster U are today.

When U goes outside, nobody dares become U's friend because U is stupid, lame, and a loser.

U are the worst thing that ever happened to the world. U are a total jerk, idiot, and N00b all at the same time. In fact, some people are planning on how to kill U right now...

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