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Twtian

Twtian, sitting. Be careful!

I'M DIGGING IT!

Twtian digging something

I'm a worm, and worms do Dig-It!

Twtian blowing his own trumpet

Twtian (the Worm that is a Nerd) "Willy" "Pedro" Williams is an appleless Dig-It that ruled the Dig-Its as a species on Dig-It Land prior to Twiba and her reign of terror. Twtian appears as a worm with green and blue stripes along his body, with his main head being green. He wears black glasses and a blue, red and white cap with a lightning bolt signifying his former, trepid sovereignty displayed on the front. Twtian also has buck teeth, and a big, grinning mouth.

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Twtian and his mates performing live.

Twtian was born some time after Twiba when he appeared into Dig-It Land and didn't have any parents, so he learned to fend for himself. Twtian, being the lazy, tired git that he is, figured out he could get stuff that he wanted like food by getting other Dig-Its to do it for him. This is also how he acquired his clothing (if you could call clothing but a hat and glasses). One day during his business of telling Dig-Its what to do, he promoted himself to the leader of Dig-It Land because, well, the planet didn't have a leader until then, and he suspected an oppurtunity.

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An illustration of Twtian sketched on his birthdate. Notice how it is purple and loves lean.

However, when Twiba also imposed herself as the leader of Dig-It Land, Twtian ignored her and continued to say that he was the leader of Dig-It Land, not obeying Twiba to be the official leader. However, Twiba didn't like this, so she ordered Twimba and Twomba to find him and kill him. However, Twtian seemed to have fled and went into hiding because Twimba and Twomba were unable to locate him. This means he could still be out there, so you better watch out.

Experts assume that Twtian left Dig-It Land and subsequently migrated to the UnWorld in order to star on an obscure soap opera as one of the main characters, coincidentally on the anniversary of his reign of Dig-It Land - though this didn't last long, due to the puny amount of viewers it tortured, and due to subliminal messages Twtian hid throughout such soap opera which involved propagandizing the Dig-It race, which caused broadcasters to take the show off the air quickly conceivably as they began to realize what they were actually airing.

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Twtian abandoning society and starting a new life in the wilderness. His stupid monkey brain at first told him to befriend a bunch of rocks of all things.

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Twtian was so popular in Melody Street that he had plushies modelled on him.

The preceding events caused Twtian to laboriously surrender, and thus he ran away into the wilderness and became homeless. There he met a bunch of woodland creatures or whatever. Twtian eventually befriended these creatures and forced those creatures to join his band, known as the Dig-It Killers in which Twtian would sing and play a tambourine of all instruments, or else he'd feast on their flesh and rip their guts apart. The creatures, despite being reluctant to do so, joined his band for their own welfare. He then continued recruiting people to join his band by dragging drugged Dig-Its along the street and kidnapping Dig-Its from hospitals and insane asylums, all of whom he'd force to be his mates. There, Twtian became more famous when he fled them to Melody Street, where he became a celebrity. There he had a big audience and a small army of trumpets to do his bidding. In the numerous compositions produced by his band, several satanic subliminal messages that surround the beliefs of the Dig-Its can be heard once one plays the song in reverse.

All of this is what we assume Twtian is up to today due to cryptic clues he supposedly left behind while he absconded from the aforementioned broadcasting company building and from society altogether. It is not completely clear if he will ever show his face to any of the other Dig-Its again or what he plans on doing with his newfound notoriety, or even whether he's alive or not.

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Twtian after burying a fat guy with Shadow and Knuckles the echinda.

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6000000400 BC - 6000000200 BC

(6000000200 BC - present day)

The Dig-Its[ / ]
Dig-Its [ / ]
Twiba - Twimba - Twomba - Smoking Dig-It - Twibo - Twtll - Twtian - Twtian's Mates - Twibd - Tllwthnm - Twtnslfhm - Sir Twibbleton II - Timothy Twitletwable - Twiborius Twiblibbleson - Twimbley Twalobbletob - Twibarian McTwimbatoes
Noble Dig-It Land immigrants [ / ]
Other immigrants [ / ]
Countries [ / ]
Minor areas [ / ]
Organizations [ / ]
The Dig-Its - Snowcones Inc. - Dig-It Killers
Television [ / ]
Politics [ / ]
Dig-It Leader - Dig-It Army - Dig-It Government
Economy [ / ]
Dig-It Dosh - Tig-It
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