Ah, Twitter stinks! I’m leaving!
—Wario, before going back to playing his ga- I mean, shame.
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The Twitter logo, but it's a fish.
Twitter is a website that decided to rip off Facebook #suckitfacebook and was created by Jack Dorsey on March 21, 2006. It's also the only website that has a bird as a symbol that hasn't had to go through "bird symbol initiation" (which requires the founder to run down the street, flapping his arms, screaming "Bird! Bird! Bird!") Hashtag #iaintnobird. Twitter’s current owner is Elon Musk.
In fact, Twitter once used a fish as its symbol, but people fish from Bikini Bottom refuse, so Dorsey told his workers to vote again. Mordecai was voted. Since Mordecai was too hard to be drawn, the company simplified the logo into a blue bird instead.
Twitter is now Facebook and Instagram's greatest rival and potential successor as most powerful social network ever #burninhellfacebook. It is also the company which started the Twitter Facebook War and in the running for most powerful website ever #worlddomination.
The purpose of Twitter is to follow people you don't know #stalker. While this is creepy in real life, this is the coolest thing you can do on the internet #popular. Twitter is also well known for turning the "#" symbol into something stupid people say in the real world #hashtag. Although, some can blame Twitter's minion Tumblr for this.
Trivia[]
- Captain 0 uses Twitter.
- This is an extremely bad idea because we don't want Twitter Users to find this wiki and ruin it. Also, the Hank Gang is plotting to force Captain 0, Captain 1, and the UnAnything Team to delete their Twitter accounts before the Twitter Users invade this wiki.
- Even Donald Trump uses Twitter.
- He can no longer use Twitter.
- Update: He can use Twitter again, but he has abandoned his account.
- 90% of people on Twitter act worse than Caillou.
- Elmo Musk wants to make people PAY to use Twitter.
- Twitter is now X. Also, the fish was grilled by Elon Musk himself.
- People who make OCs on Twitter are too stupid to make them popular on YouTube.