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| + | |name = Twinkie the Kid |
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| + | |image = Twinkie_the_kid_revenge.jpg |
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| + | |imagesize = 300 |
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| + | |gender = Male |
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| + | |hair = Brown |
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| + | |eyes = Blue |
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| + | |species = Twinkie |
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| + | |home = Homeless |
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| + | |death = He is immortal |
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| + | |AKA = TtK |
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| + | |fear = Unions |
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| + | |education = Unknown |
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| + | |occupation = Awesome |
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| + | |known = Being Awesome |
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| + | |rank = 100,000 |
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'''Twinkie the Kid''' is the mascot for [[Twinkies]], Hostess's golden, cream-filled snack cakes. He is a registered trademark of Hostess Brands. He has appeared on product packaging, in commercials, and as collectible related merchandise. He is also '''ABSOLUTELY FREAKING AWESOME!''' |
'''Twinkie the Kid''' is the mascot for [[Twinkies]], Hostess's golden, cream-filled snack cakes. He is a registered trademark of Hostess Brands. He has appeared on product packaging, in commercials, and as collectible related merchandise. He is also '''ABSOLUTELY FREAKING AWESOME!''' |
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Revision as of 12:37, 10 December 2012
I will rise again! Twinkie the Kid
Twinkie the Kid is the mascot for Twinkies, Hostess's golden, cream-filled snack cakes. He is a registered trademark of Hostess Brands. He has appeared on product packaging, in commercials, and as collectible related merchandise. He is also ABSOLUTELY FREAKING AWESOME!
Origin
The brilliant folks at Hostess were watching an Old Western Film and thought, "hey, let's make a Twinkie cowboy because we can!" So they did, and it was a major success. Many people thought that he was awesome. He was the greatest hero of the food mascots, and was known as an United States of UnAmerica icon. Then, November 16, 2012 came by.
Today
Hostess, one of UnAmerica's greatest companies, filed for bankruptcy because of the baker's unholy demands. Another factor was Barack Obama's evil wife, Michele Obama, wanted to see all unhealthy food companies die off, because she wants to force children t became physically active. (For further reading, see Michele Obama's Big Evil Plan.) Twinkie the Kid was homeless, and had nowhere to go. He sweated vengeance on us fallen mascot friends, and promised to stop at nothing until they were avenged. He is currently in hiding from the IRS, and is planning his revenge.