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YOU HAVE A BIG HORSE FACE!

I GUESS FRIENDSHIP REALLY IS MAGIC! Twilight Sparkles

Twilight "Sparkles" Mengele is a retarted German scientist who has the cutie mark of the Blair Witch symbol. She is also a witch who knows a lot of dark magics. Twilight is a stupid unicorn, that's right, SHE IS STUPID!!! She tried to save Ponyville from Discord by summoning a new monster. Turns out, the monster became friends with Discord and attacked the city.

She tried to revive Rainbow Dash by inventing a robot version of her called R-DASH 5000. She thought that creating this robot would make Rainbow Dash alive. It only makes Ponyville worse. Despite her dumbness, she already helped save Ponyville. During the battle of RD5K and Discord, she uses the spell called "Sword of Holy Titans". This spell helped defeat Discord.

History[]

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I GUESS FRIENDSHIP REALLY IS MAGIC!

She was an apprentice of the Blair Witch until she graduated. She knows alot of dark magics and she only uses them when something bad is happening.

Twilight

Spike and Twilight

She escaped the Blair Witch since she learned that the Blair Witch is evil. Unlike her friends, she is the only one who isn't a retarted pony.

She is the only one with a heart and she is kind. Her only best friend is a dragon named Spike. Not Spike, Spike!

Though eventually, she and her friends were forced to team up with all of the villains of any kind in order to defeat the ultimate threat of This is Bob, who is immensely more powerful than both Discord and Googolplex combined.

She has died two times so far: she got killed by This is Bob during the Bob War, and then she got killed by Blocky during the DeviantArt War. Thank Chuck for respawning!

Relationships[]

Spike

SpikeHe is her only best friend and is the only one who ISN'T a pony. He briefly advocated for Googolplex, but it turned out to just but a goffik phase and Twilight later nerded him to death.


Yeahwhatafreak

Pinkie Pie - GET YOUR HANDS OF ME M***********!

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