Tweenies

The Tweenies are four pistachio-faced cretins who serve as the stars of a CBeebies show by the same name. The Tweenies work under the watchful eye of their elderly instigator Max, who pitched their show in the first place due to his love for killing, being drunk, and doing stupid things. Evil, right? Using their "clock", a device of theirs that resembles anything but a clock, the Tweenies are assigned menial tasks that often inadvertedly involve copious amounts of bloodshed in order to entertain the kids. Their show has a grand total 300 episodes, which is essentially the equivalent of OVER 9000 for a show. The minimum amount of episodes a show requires to regularly enjoy syndication is 88-100, meaning this show has relished in having three times the minimum amount of episodes needed for syndication. There are some shows on Nickelodeon that would kill for the paltry number of 60. It's the second most popular show on CBeebies, second only to Teletubbies - whom the Tweenies are in cahoots with.

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Max, their boss.

Characters

The Tweenies are a non-coniditonal family unit/mafia syndicate who, unlike their close business partners in the Teletubbies, seem to have no grander aspirations. They're just a cog in the machine that is the BBC's siege engine. The six primary characters are of a unique species new to science (scientific name Ventervision erectus), who all resemble Donkey Kong slathered in different colors of clown vomit.

• Bella: Max's favorite of the four, and indisputedly the most evil. She is allowed unlimited access to Max's gun cabinet, and was the first Tweenie.
• Fizz: She's the second most evil Tweenie. She is also allowed access to lots of guns, but less then Bella due to an incident involving Giygas' Kolk and a Magnum. She was the second Tweenie.
• Jake: The older male Tweenie, Jake's restricted access to Max's weapons has led to him "making due with what [he has]" and learning some underhanded tricks with them. He can shoot people behind the back, which none of the others have the guts to even try to do (excluding Max). He was the third Tweenie.
• Milo: The obligatory pain-in-the-other's-side (hyphens and apostrophe marks don't look well together). Max only allows him to use the weapons under tight supervision, and he's addicted to eating candy and bombs all the time. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. He was the fourth and last Tweenie.
• Max: Max is a crazy old guy who is the boss of the Tweenies. He is more evil than all of them combined, and owns weapons that aren't guns in addition to his entire arsenal of guns. He gives the Tweenies their orders daily, and if they do not obey him, he fires several of his weapons at them until they obey his every whim. He also plays guitar and sings songs in his weird voice, which is worse than the voices of Hatsune Miku, Diddy Kong and ALL FOUR IMAGINE DRAGONS MEMBERS COMBINED.
• Judy: Max's helpless girlfriend who only appears on the show just because Max ordered her to.
• Doodles: An alleged "minion" of the Tweenies. He is basically a dog. He isn't actually evil at all, Max just says he is an aggresive dog, which he isn't.
• Izzles: She is another dog, and is even less notable than Doodles. Neither of them were ever spayed or neutered and Izzles is expected to have a puppy in anywhere from 2-3 weeks.
• Mister Maker: A hapless toymaker who takes all of Max's insidious weapon commissions. It's not the most prestigious career, but minimum wage is minimum wage.
• Zoroark: A Pokémon Max caught in Ireland. He is an alcoholic.
• WaFries: A Wa-Guy of the object whomst you call Fries. Has an unquenchable thirst for blood, and yet he barely appears on the show.
• Creepy White Van: Appears in various episodes. Fat guys can be seen running after it.

History

The Tweenies all budded off of Max's body in 1989, AT THE SAME TIME. Their childhood was bleak and boring. Almost nothing important happened during it, save for the fact that they grew up watching the BBC. Due to the BBC being a dogmatic terroristical organization with an end-goal of "take over the UnWorld", the Tweenies were conditioned to believe that all the indecent, antisocial behavior they witnessed was normal. Max realised that his ingrate children were replicating what they saw on television, and after realising how it could help fund his alcohol addiction, decided to make them all child stars.

When they turned 10, thus becoming Tweens, Max took them to the BBC to negotiate a deal for a television series. Intitially, the executives were non-plussed, so Max ordered the Tweenies to manhandle the hapless accountants and receptionists. Inspired by what they had seen on TV, the Tweenies stuffed the executives into the gas chambers that lined the BbC offices, and threatened to turn them on unless they surrendered and gave the weirdos their own TV show. The show, called "Tweenies", would provide Max with both tax and alcohol money to come.

After a 3 year run, the Tweenies' show was not renewed for another season. This is because the BBC thought it would be dumb to rename the show "Teenies" believing that it would confuse people. Actually, the BBC did the dumb thing by canceling their second most popular show at the time.

Today

The Tweenies' show is still being rerun on CBeebies daily, and is popular because of how evil it is, as with every other show on the channel. The Tweenies- sorry, "Adulties" themselves are also living the life of crime as adults: Fizz was put into jail for 59 years for disturbing the peace and claiming she did it just because it was "fun"; Jake still shoots people behind their backs; Milo illegally immigrated to the United States to sell drugs; and Bella got a job scrubbing all the floors in Mr. T's Castle.

Max is STILL alive somehow, and is the second oldest living mortal man(?). He currently is paralyzed and in a bed at an assisted living home - despite this, he still is evil, as he uses a remote to fire bombs from his bed. Judy, however, died 3 years ago. We don't know how, though.

Shame

They had a shame called Tweenies: Shame Time on the Play Station. All we know is that part of it is essentially a Fatman: The Movie fanfiction.

Episodes

Due to the fact that Tweenies has more than 300 episodes (that's the amount of people in the 300), we have only listed the most significant episodes because listing them all would be a waste of valuable page space, and many of them are pretty pointless. These do not come from any specific seasons, and are not in order.

• Tweenies vs. Max: Tired of Max's brutal orders, the Tweenies rebel against him and shoot him, but he respawns at the end of the episode.
• Fizz Turns Into a Water Bottle: Max turns Fizz into a water bottle after she accidentally blows up a supermarket while trying to buy Max a carton of eggs.
• Across the Border: Max forces the Tweenies to sneak across the border to Ireland to steal some beer for Judy, who doesn't even want to drink it. Zoroark forced her to.
• Max Goes Platinum: Bella, Fizz, Milo and Jake act as Max's bodyguards when he becomes a kinda-famous rock star and performs his first concert for an audience of Judy and the Tweenie minions.
• The Sad Death of Milo: Bella throws a sock at Milo and he falls off a cliff, causing him to die.
• Bye Bye Tweenie Clock: Bella gets so fed up with the Tweenie Clock when it breaks, so she punches it.
• Stupid Randomness: The Tweenies do random and dangerous stuff for the first time.
• I Scream for Ice Cream: Max gives the Tweenies ice cream just as a special treat, but it ends up giving them all brain freeze. Fortunately, this allows Max to control their minds.
• Stop Talking, Jake!: Basically a rip-off of the Teletubbies episode "Shut Up Tinky Winky!".
• Max shoots up Walmart: Max gets mad while trying to buy beer at Walmart, so he buys a gun and kills everybody there.
• Certified Tweenie Boy: Max gets into a petty fued with the band from School of Rock. Thankfully, the two Ethiopians that James mooched off of in the film tell Max his worst secret: that he ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛ ⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛.