Turtle Soup

A failed attempt at Turtle Soup

this turtle would be great in soups

Turtle Soup is a turtle made of soup a soup made of turtles. It is considered a delicacy in Dimension Turtle where turtles rules. So its basically cannibalism .

How to make it (the soup not the turtle)

Turtle soup is quite easy to make. First get a pot and place vegetable oil, olive oil, and sunflower oil in it. Don't forget water. Boil it for 19 hours, 19 minutes 15 seconds, 197 milliseconds, and 223233 nanoseconds. Make sure it boils for that EXACT time or else it will taste horrible.

Then go and get a goat and kill it. Use its meat to feed your dog (if you don't have a dog, go buy one!). Then you will forget you were boiling all of that oil and find that your house is on fire. Once the fire is put out, find the pot you were using and oil should still be in it. The oils should taste great.

Go to your local lake (preferably a lake near a nuclear plant ) and find a turtle. Any turtle should work. Once you have the turtle, put salt on it and kill it. Then grill it so the shell will be easier to open. Then, get some water and place the meat of the turtle in it. Then drink it! Enjoy! Oh and by the way, you won't need the oils you boiled anymore because I just learned you don't need it so you wasted your time boiling it and letting your house go on fire. Bye!

History of the Turtle Soup

So one day, Mario and Luigi were saving the Princess from Bowser but then Bowser took their food so they eat a chicken that was lying on the ground. I don't know what that has to do with turtle soup's history but at least I wrote something.